Riddles
When is water not water?—When it is dripping. What are the two most jealous letters in the alphabet?—NV. When does a ship tell a falsehood? —When it lies at a wharf. When is a boat like a heap of snow?—When it’s adrift. Why did the meat-turnover?—Be-cause it saw the kitchen sink. What time is it each morning?— Day time.
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Waikato Times, Volume 127, Issue 21224, 21 September 1940, Page 13
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60Riddles Waikato Times, Volume 127, Issue 21224, 21 September 1940, Page 13
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