Little Laughs
HE’D GRUNT Fat man (to porter): “ Can I help you? ” Porter: “ What can you do? ” Fat Man: “ Why, I’ll grunt while you lift! ” HE KNEW! Boy: “ Is something wrong? ” Girl: “ No, I am thinking! Can you tell me if a vessel is a boat? ” Boy: “ Of course.” Girl: “ What kind of a boat is a blood vessel?” Boy: “ A life-boat, I should say!” —Sent by Tinkerbell.
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Waikato Times, Volume 127, Issue 21194, 17 August 1940, Page 14 (Supplement)
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68Little Laughs Waikato Times, Volume 127, Issue 21194, 17 August 1940, Page 14 (Supplement)
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