Wit and Humour
TOO MUCH Tenant: The root of this house is 30 bad that the rain comes on my head. How long is this going to continue? Landlord: What do you think I am! A weather prophet? KEPT INDOORS “What kind of weather dtd you have ” "Well, I almost got engaged to the caretaker of the local museum 1" PUTTING THINGS RIGHT Mrs Jones: 1 hear your husband is crazy over his new car. Mrs Smith: Not he —he's crazy under it. A NEAR THING "Tou didn’t always think my mother was mean," said Mclntosh. 'When we were courting didn't you come to our house twice a week for supper? "Yes, 1 did,” replied his wife, "and once I almost got it!” DISPROVED "Rastus," said the Judge, “your wife complains thit you never work. How about it?” "Dat woman's crazy, Judge.' replied Rastus. "Ask her what Ah was doing de second Toosday in July last year." TOO BIG Teacher: Smith Minor, tell me where the elephant is found. Smith Minor: The elephant is such a large animal that lie never gels lost.
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Waikato Times, Volume 125, Issue 20911, 16 September 1939, Page 14 (Supplement)
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183Wit and Humour Waikato Times, Volume 125, Issue 20911, 16 September 1939, Page 14 (Supplement)
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