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Waikato Times, Volume 124, Issue 20821, 3 June 1939, Page 16 (Supplement)

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I “Don’t you think our waitress is very attractive?” “Maybe, but I wish she was a lit lie j more fetching.” PREMATURE Mrs Jones: How are the eggs? They were flown here by air mail direct •• from the farm. < Jones: Humph! One more day and f they could have flown he n e by them- j selves-

] AT LAST! I It had always been MacLaughlin’s ambition to own a fur coat. After I years of skimring, he achieved his wish. As he was striding down the street a friend approached him. | “Mornin,* MacLaughlin.” remarked ! the friend, his teeth chattering from the wintry blasts, “Tis a cold day!” j MacLaughlin lifted his chin regally j from the depths of his fur collar. “Hm-m. I dinna ken that,” he replied carelessly. ‘‘l havena’ looked at the newspaper to-day. ’’ ARRANGED “You're always after what you call • ‘a good time.’ complained her father. , “It's time you were entertaining the I prospect of matrimony.” j “You've said it, Dad! He's coming for tea to-morrow.”

WHERE WERE HIS EYES? “What’s the matter with the boss’s eyes, Joe,” asked the foreman. “Nothing that T know of,” replied the bookkeeper. “What makes you ask that?” “Well," began the foreman, “he just palled me to the office a few minutes ago, and twice while I was in there he asked me whore my hat was. And it was on my head all the time!” PAPA PAYS “There wasn’t a very big account of your daughter's wedding in the paper this morning." “No, the big account was sent to

TSK! TSK! “Yes. the smallest things seem to upset my wife. The other day she was j doing a crossword puzzle and she asked me, “What is a female sheep?” I said, j ‘Ewe,’ and she burst into tears.”

THE GOOD NEWS “You never tell me what you’re going to buy. Doesn't a husband have a voice in the buying?” “Of course, dear, you have the invoice-”