Little Laughs
" IF.” Old Man: If all the medals I'd won were put together, I'd have enough to fill a jeweller's shop. Friend: Oh, that’s nothing. If I had all the ducks I've made at cricket I’d own the biggest poultry farm here. HALT ! ! Sentry: Halt! Who goes there? Voice in dark: Cook, with the doughnuts. Sentry: Pass cook; halt doughnuts! Sent by Joyce Harris. PERHAPB ‘‘Mushrooms always grow in damp places, don't they, father?” asked Dolly. ‘‘Yes." said father. ‘‘ls that why they look like umbrellas, father?”
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Waikato Times, Volume 122, Issue 20498, 14 May 1938, Page 19 (Supplement)
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88Little Laughs Waikato Times, Volume 122, Issue 20498, 14 May 1938, Page 19 (Supplement)
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