WIT AND HUMOUR

Waikato Times, Volume 119, Issue 19893, 23 May 1936, Page 18 (Supplement)

WIT AND HUMOUR

i No TROUBLE. ‘ __,- Father: When I was your age. ’l‘om. my parenbs never had any trouble with me. i Modern Son: \\'eli, I can‘t say I've had any real trouble with you. either. ‘ dad. i JUST SO. I A man look :1 valuable watch to be) repaired. ’J'hc \\'aicilmakcr debuted . about the price or repairs. but iinailyl agreed that [he charge should be half i or “11411. lilo \\'uicii cost the young; man. I}] u \\'vrk's limt‘ lilo mun called for liu‘ \\ilii'lL “I‘ will il in his lluL‘liCL :mri ilirni-il in li‘iin,‘ ihr shim. "iii—imii u inmm'ni!" 'sllulllml line ] \\uivinuiikt-lu "Yuu ilin‘i‘n'i [llliil mu imii‘ ni' \\ilul [lw \\Jlii‘ii rus'l you." “iniii-wl, l |l.i\x~." \\:i.~; liu: I'rply. “i 1 \\zis u [il't'SL’llLH i JL’S‘i‘ uiu'sm. i "‘l'iw nixiii lN‘ffll'f‘ insi _\nu rnim‘l immv .\l'plt‘l'llil). |4n~ii night .\uu ruluri Immi' ill—l‘d“, ,\i|\\', iii-luri- _\‘t|l| :::) nul. lri mu \\urn .\ull illui ii‘ you munilIIIIIH‘ in»mnnu>\\' iiirl‘v'li 1w u :iinwvr," ’l'liil iil'l‘lii'iiSl‘lH'i, iHDIXi'UIL E __ l ‘ l ‘ iHu'im',‘ rnnm n \'Hii‘l‘ mrr liil‘i 11-11-irimm‘, "i mn'i :.Iri‘p zii niglili iluill )nu ilu nmiliinz‘f" I “MN." llvv rnwuwrini ilm'iur rw-a plimi. "ilulii iiir lilil‘ \\llilo 1 sin}; n: luliuli} l" i i .\ 'i'l-liiiiiiliiii THING. ‘ "iivi'v's my iainsi pivlurr‘. Thin i‘-:|ii|-~.“ >.lill ”H‘ yum]: :ii'iisi inumri~ .mll)’. “\\'.u' in u li-rrihlr liking. Mm" |\lm\\'," I "Ilili" ‘Jlll iii~ candid friend. “i i~i.l'.'i lvviimu llml “\ us [uni us it is I|:iiiiliHll" ’ l H, ,Aifiirvvr« I Luxu s'i‘.\xl:i,\'i~., l i min-quill: .\u \lmi‘im. l .111 l iii‘rui'l \\v» vinnul Ivi )iiil liinu any :nmls "ll u-rulli. \\l' ..Ilu“ u'rmili nnig' in I'li~|will|‘i'.\ ui' inn: \iMlxllllL'. iluxiuxm'i‘ \\‘vll. ii" iiiv iinw I'\i' lwc‘n .\iuurhu; lll‘l‘i‘ is \\urii) :unihinz. i (nu-5 Min 5% the Bomb i‘ur liniiiingi.

INTERPRETER. A little Scotch boy. having become an uncle at the age of four. was taken in see the new baby. “What‘s she saying. Sandy?" asked his sister, as the infant made the usual gurgling noises. Sandy cast a wary and inquiring eye round the room. and then replied: "It sound like ‘Gie Sandy an npplc.‘ " lIO\V TO LEAD. A leader of men is one \\‘llo secs \\iiicil \\'ay “10 L'i'o\\"J is going and [hell slop-s in ahead. li.\iL\'"l‘ iili.\uiiliii ’i‘ll.\'i'. Trump: 1 "thl i‘nl' money. I'\(‘ llf‘xxl‘il i'ni' inunoy, nnii [’uz ('i'ii‘ll l'ol' nmnm‘, . ‘(iI‘llllOlllPfllI Have you m‘wr til'ii‘d working for ii? 'i‘l'nmp: Nu. sir, i'm ::nin: iin'ougii lim nipilniwl, (uni l inn'r‘n‘i 1:01 In "w” yoi. “l (2i\i\"’l‘ S\\’i.\i!" An old fr‘llmv, «‘i‘nssing Hlf‘ Minn—in: \\n\ li‘Jllillj—T uwx' lliv mil \\ln-n HlO inl'm'lnnliun ilonil lzimwil him on Hm shuniilm‘. "Sir.“ ln‘ Nlill, will] 71 \\nw 01‘ his lininl. “tlfl you know Hiill ii‘ Ilnj i‘nrlh \\i‘i'i‘ liniionmi niil. lln- sun \\'lilllil ln‘ inih‘x dump :1“ “\\‘l' HH‘ \\ol'lII’T” 'l'hl‘ lIM fi‘lliv“ iunlwll iini-I‘A‘ssr‘tl. "\\'oll.” Ili‘ roplimll "il' .\nu I‘llli‘ll nn_\'nnr‘ iinlii-ninz will Hm I'nl‘Hl, sllnmi him «In (ho simli l mini swiml” l<‘,\.\liili:\i’l. :\i “ll" i‘lni» n illl‘lliiii‘l‘ >llil] that n [li‘i‘hnll minivl nni vniny lli' Mun vlis—linzliish lwlwm-n ili'inlxs ill Iln- ulni‘li. .\nnliim' nwniin-I', n Hmil>lil.til. ni'l'i-i'l-‘l in: imi Hui. iiiiniliuiiimi. lav runiui nannnn)‘ iii'ink u'in-n hnn. 'l'in- lwi \\.is :n-vvlnlwli ’l'liv nn‘niv nn‘i‘ \\a‘s hiiinii'uiilwli Ami Hil‘ ii-sl in:_',:ln, llv ~.iln[»imi vii-ink :::‘il'i- ”Villla. :nnl nsnnmi ('\i‘|'_\ nnv i-ni'i'i-vily :Iniii lIII' |.||\l'l‘ \\il\ in (]|'>|illi|'. "'l‘i'} him \\iIII \\niwi'." '\\||i\)wi-i-Il .l mvnlln-r. .‘Hlll liw liini nus Iniwn. 1 .\‘in-vsni‘u'li sin 1:1 hilnlw ui' lliv hunt]. “I i'unnn‘ jlh‘l ininni iin‘ nzinw n' iiiis." will iin- hlinill'uliluii Ivlli‘. "irnl I llliiltl liuslin: ii \\lii'n I\\n.~: n \\'w' ilniilin‘.“

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