LITTLE LAUGHS.
Clown (at circus) : The cj'cus is on lire. Manager: Send for the fire-eater. * » * * Salesman (showing customer some sports stockings) : Just tiie tiling for you. Worth double the money. .Latest pattern, fast colours, hole-proof, won’i shrink, and it’s a good yarn. Customer (politely) : Very well told, too. * * * * Father: jack, I gave you sixpence for taking cod-liver oil. What have you done with Ihe money? Jack: I bought chocolate with threepence and gave Fred the other three pence 'to take the cod-liver oil j for ma.
Well-meaning Old Gentleman (t« boy eating an apple) : Look out for the worms, my little man. The Little IMan: When I eat an apple the worms have to look out for themselves. * « * * Lady: The pint of milk you brought yesterday was sour. What are you going- to do about it? Milkman: Well, I could bring you along a recipe for making cheese. » * » « Miggs: Have you ever been in a railway accident? Biggs: Yes, once when I was in a train and we went through a'tunnel I kissed the father instead of Uja daughter
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Waikato Times, Volume 107, Issue 17982, 29 March 1930, Page 4 (Supplement)
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179LITTLE LAUGHS. Waikato Times, Volume 107, Issue 17982, 29 March 1930, Page 4 (Supplement)
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