THE ARIZONA KICKER.

Waikato Times, Volume XXXVIII, Issue 3037, 2 January 1892, Page 1 (Supplement)

THE ARI ZONA KICKER.

Tin; foHiiwiuif ilum.s ;iro from a rucout uumbci i;l tip ;il«j\oiulcrestiu!r joui'unl : ILK ONAI, AW: mcv-.i , ; ; j!cuk of "IU-iolvo-: iu the C'liiiriiid ul' '.Mir mivii p:ipvr wlion wu '~'iu possibly avoid it. It i.'i nut in good trifitc for my editor of a great journal to do so. Wo shouldn't do so on this o - jcfi?ion if not forced to in order to sot oorMii\ ni nors it rest.

About a jear.igo Major A Ilynt DudIcy struck this town with hi* family. Ho rioed for the KicluT and nil went woll for i time. Ho was rre.ide ii.s.-i .1 t .v.l>. ; rv i.|r.rV. ;l-lr) it -.vi« r>..l ~,,t ', .. b.-i.".-i:i i- i'l". i>:"ir -Hel ii"M'. »:■- ..);:...>• with deeds hiri jnortyaift'f, that we h.m iinytiiiiii; to .-ay, He fell revengeful I'm iiur remarks, :\nd in order to get oven with us gave a grand party oiio njjjrhi last week and cut in (load. Not only that, but ho bragged of it, and ho di'l his wife. The idea was to bo li tie and degrade us in a social way, but wo don't tliialc anyone will try it on again. Wo telegraphed up to Joilet that the m-'jor was hero, and tho day before yesterday ho was ttikeu back to sorvo out the other two years of his service. We uiiderbtuu.il tbut bis wifo i- furious because we al*o learuud that sho used to perform in a beer«hall concert in Philadelphia, but we can't help it. They net out to sl.'iy and trot fllayed, and must make the best of it. We never attack anyone but it' stepped on we always make it hot for the steppist. A FEW PLAIN' WORDS. Being on this subject, and not wishing to refer to it again, we wish to say a few words to our home readers. This question is often asked, ' Who is tbn leader of Kiei-ry in this '.own ':' Wo de-ire, to settle that question right, here and nniv, We .'ire. There i-n't the ("lightest, doubt that, ve are the only man in this town using perfumed soup, a toothbrush, am) having 11 white uliirt whie.h buttons behind. We, me the only one, as fur ns wo film learn, who lias regular summer socks, eats wilh a fork, or known how to use a table napkin. We don't; lira a i>f thesft tiling. We, are gentle and refined. \'o one ever saw us expectorate on the floor while, dancing, and wo don't want a bricklayer's trowel to eat ifie-c.re.am with. Wo trust this will settle the quos.ion now and for ever.