In one of the groat canons out Wost there is an icicle 1,000 feet long. (iiiHAT Britain' has 203 tin-plato miils employing, it is .said, 100,000 men. A Suitiou.s Cask.—A doctor without one. OoXCltfK Anvicis to Ougaxi.sts.— Mind your stops. How can yon cause an inanimate object to np«ak 7—By making a, tart reply. " Thk only way to prevent what'*! past," says Mis Mulduun, " is to put a stop to it before it happens." Tkuth is a plant that grasps the soil ami seeks the sun. Vtma a lirm .foundation it rises higher and higher. A clever musician was onco asked to sup with a noble lord and to bring his oboe with him. "My lord," he answered, "my olios never sups." A MAhHKii gazed intently at a giraffe for a few moments, and turning sadly away, sighed forth: "Oh, if I had a neck liku that, what a collar I cuiild wear?"
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Waikato Times, Volume XXXII, Issue 2635, 1 June 1889, Page 1 (Supplement)
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153Page 1 Advertisements Column 1 Waikato Times, Volume XXXII, Issue 2635, 1 June 1889, Page 1 (Supplement)
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