TiikKisino Geneuation.— Folk Rotting up in the morning'. Why arc the oars like regimental bands ? —Because they have drums. Happiest When his Life is Hawing bt a Tjikbad,— I The spider. Epitaphs,—For a cricketer, " 0 r.irfor an auctioneer, "Gone;" for a billiard marker, "The long rest." "Ahe the young women of the present day fit for wives''" p.sked an earnest lecturer tho other day. "They are fit for husbands j" cried an enthusiastic female in the audience. CoMMER'JiAij traveller, who has mado an unsuccessful offer of iriarriasje to a }ady— " Madame, since you aro doteriuhied not to honour me with your hand, wdl you favour iue with a 5144a.il oi'de: J"
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Waikato Times, Volume 2620, Issue XXXII, 27 April 1889, Page 2 (Supplement)
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111Page 2 Advertisements Column 5 Waikato Times, Volume 2620, Issue XXXII, 27 April 1889, Page 2 (Supplement)
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