The banks will be closed on Monday noxt. Thk man who is thinking constantly fif his liver is no company for happy mortals who wish to enjoy life. Hardly a week passes but we arc reminded that we are surrounded by perils seen and kerosene. To bashful correspondent 1 The first thins; for you to do is to pop the question ; the second to question the pop, Thk drop curtain is probably so called because it gives tlio male portion of the audience a chance to go out and get a drop. A pneumatic gun, which is to throw ;i shell containing UOOlb of dynamite four miles, is being constructed fur Italy in Philadelphia. _It is said that the monkey will smoke cigars and pipes, but cannot be induced to touch cigarettes. The monkey knows more than he has been given credit foi\
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Waikato Times, Volume XXX, Issue 2461, 19 April 1888, Page 2
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143Untitled Waikato Times, Volume XXX, Issue 2461, 19 April 1888, Page 2
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