Customer (severely): "Do you sell diseased meat here?" Butcher (blandly): "Worse than that, sir!" Customer (excitedly) : " Mercy on us ! How is that possible?" Butcher (confidently): "The moat I sell is dead, absolutely dead, sir." Customer (sheepishly): "Uh !"
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Waikato Times, Volume XXX, Issue 2459, 14 April 1888, Page 1 (Supplement)
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37Page 1 Advertisements Column 1 Waikato Times, Volume XXX, Issue 2459, 14 April 1888, Page 1 (Supplement)
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