Pkoi'Li: call it' puttting "P at in hotel,' bccause there is so much they havj to put up with. Minister (making a call) : ' And do you always do as your inn ram a tells you to, Flossie ?' ' I do, and so does papa.' Sound Advici'. ok .v.n' Oi.u Mkruuaxt. —Novel' owo ■ iny man more than you are able to pay, and allow 110 man to owe you more than you ace able to hue. Sawyer (a mu«i«ial entlmbinst): 1 I've gut a symphony i'l A flat I want you to liy, ]si'ki "J.' U'lki'.iM (a house-agent, abstract- ,1'y): 'Isit on the first or scjoiid floor ?' It is not enough that we have on -e swf'lowcil truths ; we must feed on them as tv.:- 3ts on a leaf, ti". the wkole heart H colourrl by the'' qualities and shows its food in even tho minute fibre, Inviolable fide'"ty, good-humour, an'l complacency of temper oulJivo all the chrr.ms of a iilio face, r id make the decays of it i ivisible. Sho : ' KrcdtHe, how oft.iii have I told you not to play with your soldiers 011 Sunday?' lie: 'Yes; but, mamma, this is a religious war,
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Waikato Times, Volume XXX, Issue 2420, 14 January 1888, Page 2 (Supplement)
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194Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 Waikato Times, Volume XXX, Issue 2420, 14 January 1888, Page 2 (Supplement)
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