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Waikato Times, Volume XXX, Issue 2417, 7 January 1888, Page 2

A correspondent wants to know"lf there is, in dead earnest, any thins; that will make the hair come out?" There is. Marry a fighting wife. A Detroit drummer has often stopped with an old farmer near a country store, getting supper, lodging, and breakfast, foe which he was charged seventy-five cents;. On his last trip he was surprised when he asked the amount of his bill to be told that: it was two dollars. He remon»trated*with the farmer and wanted to know why his bill was larger than common. " Wall, " said t|te landlord, " I've been mrikin'some improvements." " But I had the same bed and the, meals were no better," replied the commercial man. " What improvements haya you made?" " Just step out here an' I will show you, " replied mino host and heied f ha guest out on the pnrch and pointed to asy -i» reading, 'Hotel." The Matamata Road Board notifiy tha closing of a road. Messrs Samuel Cochrane and Son,, of Auckland, will offev for sale 100 acres of land at Manjfapiko. If y«n have a watch that should keei> good time, but does not, then why suffer annoyance, when by giving it to S. McLornon, practical watchmaker, Hamilton, you can have, for a reasonable charge, the defect remedied. This he guarantees every time ! ! lAnvT. Yes ! It is certainly true. Ask any of your friend? who have purchased there. Gadicfc and have numerous unasked for a»(J very favourable commendations from country customers on their excellent packing of Furniure, Crockery, and Glass, Ladies and, Ijcntleraen about t-> furnish skould remember ttiat Garlick and Cran.wail's is thb Cheap pur* nishintr Wharehouso of Auckland. Furniture to suit all classes ; also Carpets, Floor Cl*th«an<i all House Necessaries. If your new house is nearly finished, or, you are Roing to get married, visit Garlick and Cranwell, Queen-stroet and Lorne.street Auckland. Intending pm, cWeirs can have a catalogue seat ftce.