Parictics.

Waikato Times, Volume XXIX, Issue 2376, 1 October 1887, Page 2 (Supplement)

Parictics.

Ismaxs nev-r ki-s -me aimthcr, and n-t one who has ever seen an Indian can blame them much. “ Kiss the baby while you can ? ' warbles a poet. Thanks 7 W e will wait till she is cip!it<—n and lake our ch ine-. Tii-iurs-is ; “Suppose a man should call you a liar, whit should you do?' Jones, he-it.itnie]v, ** W hat -1 /.-■ 1! man Tun BV,ir ail the U-issi as has at 1-M'l --lie eons.,lotion in lh-- Tiiid-t -J all his troniiV- -he is not b'-there-i by lifehi-urance ag-ints. Bar: '• Biiat isthat ye are at. Biddy?" 1 -i-idy ; "Sui ■, it >a b .*ll-,<f hair resthorer -•1111 putting--ii meoiiM mutf. ' A woujon d---'ii t kn -w half as much ab-uit voting as a min d-u-s ai«mt rocking a cr.-ih. yet th r- are noire women who want to vote than men who wen! 1-- i--ck ci.-idles. A seieni 1 tie- writer tells ho-v water can 1-e boiled in a .-he.-t of writing paje-r. Very likely. A man has Ir-cn kn-nvn t-> writes few lines on a sheet ..f writing p.-qs-r that kept him in h--l w;ilerf-ir many years. Husband : I have ju-t been seeing ]>oor Mrs Blacke lged. I low little idea I ha-1 li-m- captivating she would look in widow's weeds f’ Wife ; ITifortunatcly, we c. t all be widows " A u ni.K girl. age-I niii-’, called her father to her bedside the other evening, “ I’a pa, said the little diplomat, “I want til ask y-uir advice.” “ Well, my dear, what is it about“ What do you think it will he he-l to give me on my birthday?" Consi IICNTI..I KXK.SS.—- Well, mil did ym get the-tamps, Tommy, ami stick them on. and p-ist the lett-r, as 1 told you?" “ Ves, niunimv,' “ And count the change carefully, and bring it back?" “ Ves. inunimv. ii-.-re it is Eve brought it back in tolf-c Hk continually played on the comet Swe»;t M-ii-l-n H- ir My Braver. The m ii-1-’i lady next d-> -r sent w-.r-l with her “cei.pbm nts, “ that 'he had heard his prayer and would piy a month's b ,:ird for him in ad'.ince if he'd in-oe to another part of the town. Ax Anns;;.- T-c-ii. Wh-u Thomas Moor-was getting hi-portrait painted hv Xewt'UU Sy-hii-v Smith, wh--til-- [loet. s,id t-. the aiti-t, "Couldn't you coutiive to thr-.iv into his 5,,m.-.vhat of a stronger expression of hostility to the Church Establishment." , life IX I Kilt—Fair K iue-triaii (from the provinces, her first in the K-i-.v); “(food gracious, Sam 1 Y-m can t ride out with nu like that \\ here are v-»-ir irs Its and things ; B-»untry (ini-un :** Lur\ ziium, I didn't bring cm up. But it don't matter. Xobadv knows me h-re I" Vot-Xo wife (to hush in-1!; “li-n’t yon not ice a difference in the milk, dear?" Voung husband ; “Ves, this is much better than we have been getting." Voung wife: •Vev mu :ii Ir-tt-r: I g-t it off a new, man. H -said he w.-uld -gu araiil-.-.- it to be pern L-tly pur*-, and >-» I b-'-igi.t c-m.-ugh to la-t : r a w. .-k." i>:ii 3-111 ev,T n-'t’c-! wh.at a -hlferent ;isj*-ct ---.aiytliing -a**ais in t;... sun-hine fr mi wb ,t it -1 1-- in the shadow? Indeed, we have. I'arlicuJarly m lh- can: of a black e--.t —m-wbat ag- i. which Mill 1-s.k as ci- an as a uiii-Be j,„i, i„ Jt ~at in the >uu-i,i!,e spots mill sho-.v up as fiigbtfully o iisi-icuous as ,a juece of mu.taid m a L-r.;-- r-u a 1.0. i' | |\. - L-;i, r , tie no-.ehst, «eice f aad iiiuis-if at an -■; s-ii air pirlv. given by Ari:!i:iishop Whately, at whicii a number of clergymen we:c present. Fite prelate had his own notions on lire edibility of all kinds of fungi. He plucked a particulaily ugly one, and bade bis guests taste it and judge for themselves if it were not a delicious titbit. I Ine by one they all griiesomelv complied, except Lever, who, on being offered a bite, replied, “ Xo, thank you, your Brace ; 1 have only one brother in orders, and he is well provided for in the diocese of Meath 1" Finally f—“ 1 must tell you a story," says < reorge Eliot, in one «f her recently, published letters “About Emersou. Carlyle, who was very angry with the former f--r m.t believing in a devil, and to convert him he t--k him among all the liorn-is •■{ London—the gin shops, Ac.—and linally t-» the 1 1■ of C’-iiiimons, plyinfj him at eveiy turn with tie- -pi-stion. ‘IV. yon lielieve in a devil n--w ?'" A IfKcnuM'-Ai. Si-hut. — “ 1 can't t-ud my toothbrush anywhere." said a Cottage Hill y-uiig lady, looking all over the house for the artic.e. 11] Jen v*u mine, accom-|‘‘--dalinglv suggested the coloured kitchen girl. " < Oi, 11 -. thanks ;" icplied the young la-iy, turning awav. ** \on needn't hah 111* combustion about t ikin' it, miss," ;«rsi-teij the girl, " f.-r I sen-ed y-mrs sometimes when 1 c-mldn t find mm*:*." •7