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Waikato Times, Volume XXIX, Issue 2373, 24 September 1887, Page 2

A grand minstrel tMitt!rtannin’nt will take p’ace at Obanpu mi Thursday next. A MAdAZI.vP, poet frnntieally oxelaims; I’aint me your perfect lady.” A perfect 1 id v docs nut do-ire to bo painted. A tavern keeper named Ids house “ Nowhere,” so that when his married customers went home Into, andwhonthuinvives wanted to know where they had been, they could safely tell the truth. “ijiKi; llimi.” —“Troth,’’said Mr l,'jncli--1 latton, the other night, “is one of the prime necessities of political life.’ '1 ho lion member siemhl sorely be re-named Glialf-li'inch Hatton! He must have been joking! Yes ! It is certainly true, /tsk any of your friends who have purchased there. Garlirk an<l Cranwell tiave ninneroas unasked for .and very favourable commendations from country customers on their excellent packing ol Furniure, Crockery, and Glass, tic.' Tadics and gentlemen about ta furnish should remember that. Garlick and Cramvcll’s is the Cheap Furnishing VVharchousc of Auckland, Furniture to suit all classes ; also Carpets, Moor Cloths aud all House Necessaries. If youi new house is nearly finished, or, you arc going _to get married, visit Garlick and Cranwell, Queen-street and Lnrnc-strert Auckland. Intending purran have a catalogue sent frro.