All persona having any claims against Adolph Louiie, deceased, are requested to send them ia forthwith. Particulars in our advertising columns. Young Wife : "I am determined to learn at what hour my husband comes home at night; yet, do what I will, k cannot keep awake, and he is always careml not to make a particle of noise. Is there any drug which produces wakefulness?" Old'wife: "No need to buy drugs. Sprinkle the floor with tacks." She Couldn't Lauuh.— The following unique epistle was picked up a short time ago -.—"Dear Charley. The reason I didn't laff when you laft at me in the post Oftis yesterday was because 1 hev a bile on ray face and k:in't laff. If I laff she'll bust, but 1 love you Charley bile or no bile, laff or no laff. From nre loving it " A Yankee, who had never paid more than a .shilling to see an exhibition, went to a New York theatre one night to see the Forty Thieves. The ticket seller charged 3s. for a ticket. Passing the pasteboard back, he quietly remarked, "'Keep it, mister; I don't want to see the other thirty* nine," and ha marched.
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Waikato Times, Volume XXVIII, Issue 2300, 7 April 1887, Page 2
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198Untitled Waikato Times, Volume XXVIII, Issue 2300, 7 April 1887, Page 2
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