Varieties.

Waikato Times, Volume XXVII, Issue 2215, 18 September 1886, Page 2 (Supplement)

Varieties.

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Til k Medical Rccoul as the lesult of nro analysis of the effects of literary life upon women, says that most ot them were either single, or if married were childless and they have gencially buen long lived. It us no doubt tine that both men ami women of distinguished intellectual talents, and who are active brain-workers, are liable to be childless or to ha\e but few children. Some time ago we (Sydney Globe) announced that .1 repoit had been received by the Mining Department to the efleofc that the Bulloo (or <,>iieen-land) rat was devouring rabbits m lame numbers in the western division. The depaitm-nt immediately cilled upon Inspector Holding, of \ andeiloh. 10 stitehi-. iea«on for his lep.nt, anil tli. it m-ntleman has done t-o in a leimthv dix nrnent. Among other reasons foi the belief Mi Holding bays that on Mount Aiiou smith Run (formerly infested) the linlbo iats have completely eh ued out the rabbits. The aboriginals ot the ni-iqhb'Huhood state that they froipiei Mvciune aeros-sthe encassesof rabbits im the hush, and all around them are traces ot tin- V.ullooiat