Remember This.

Waikato Times, Volume XXVI, Issue 2110, 16 January 1886, Page 4

Remember This.

If you are sick Hop Bitters will surely aid Nature in making you well when all else fails. If yon are costive or dyspeptic, or. are suffering from any other of the numerous diseases of the stomach or bowels, it is your own fault if you remain ill, for Hop Bitters is a sovereign remedy in all such complaints. If you are wasting away with any form of Kidney disease, stop tempting Death this moment, and turn for a cure to Hop Bitters. If you are Nervous use of HopTJitters. If you are a frequenter, or a resident of a miasmatic district, barricade yonr system against the scourge of all countries — malarial, epidemic, bilious, and intermittent fevers — by the use of American Co's Hop Bitters. . If you have rough, pimply, or sallow skin, bad breath, pains and aches, and feel miserable generally, Hop Bitters will give you fair skin, rich blood, and sweetest breath, and health. That poor, bedridden, invalid wife, sister, mother, ordaughter, can be made the picture of health, by American Co's Hop Bitters, costing but a trifle. Will you let them suffer ? In short, they cure all Diseases of the stomach, Bowels,- Blood, Liver, Nerves, Kidneys, Bright's Disease. £500 will be paid for a case they will not cure or help. Druggists and chemists keep. None genuine without a bunch of green Hops on white label and Dr Soulo's name blown in bottle. Shun all others as vile, poisonous stuff.

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