Remember This.

Waikato Times, Volume XXVI, Issue 2107, 9 January 1886, Page 4

Remember This.

If you are sick Hop Bitters will surely aid Nature in making you well when all else fails. If you are costive or dyspeptic, or are suffeung ftoni any other of the numerous diseases of the stomach or bowels, it is your own fault if you remain ill, for Hop Bitters is a sovereign remedy in all such complaints. It yon aie wasting away with any form of Kidney disease, stop tempting Death this momwit, and turn for a cure to Hop Bitters. If you arc Nervous use of Hop Bitters. If you are a frequenter, or a resident of a miasmatic district, barricade your system against the scourge of all countries — malaiial, epidemic, bilious, and intermittent fevers — by the use of American Co's Hop Bitters. If you have rough, pimply, or sallow skin, bad breath, pains and aches, and fuel miserable generally, Hop Bitters will <iive you fair skin, lich blood, and sweetest breath, and health. That poor, bedridden, invalid wife, sister, mother, or daughter, canbemadethe picture of health, by American Co's Hop Bitters, costing but a trifle. Will you let them suffer ? In short, they cure all Diseases of the stomach, Bowels, Blood, Liver, Nerves, Kidneys, Bright's Disease. £500 will be paid for a ease they u ill not cure or help. Druggists and chemists keep. None genuine without a bunch of green Hops on white label and Dr Sonle's name blown in bottle. Shun all others as vile, poisonous stuff.

The heaviest salmon of modern days was captured by the nets in the Tay in 1870. It was a magnificent fish of 701bs. Teacher — How iuany wars were waged with Spain ? Pupil— Six. Teacher — Enumerate them. Pupil — One, two, three, four, five, six. There are 2400 cowhouses in New York, and the milk of the cows is sold in the city. It is asserted that the cows never see grass from the time they enter thn stables till no longer able to give milk. A clergyman* in New York married himself to girl und signed his own certifieato. The lady is in great doubt whether she is sure enough married or not, and the lawyers dihagiee about it. An Epicurean doctor says that in order to obtain the full flavour of butter, the biead upon which it is spread should be introduced into the mouth with the buttered surface downward. Yes Jlt is certainly true. Ask any of your friends who have purchased there. Garlick and Cranwell have numerous unasked for and very favourable commendations from country customers *>n their excellent packing of Furniture, Crockery, and Glass, &c. Ladies any jcntlemen about to furnish should remember that Garlick and Cranwell's is the Cheap Furnishing Warehouse o Auckland. Furniture to suit all classes ; also Carpets, Flcor Cloths and all House Necessaries. If your new house is nearly finished, or, you are going to get married, visit Garlick and Cranwell, Queen-street and Lome-street, Auckland. Intending purchasers can have » catalogue \tv free.