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Waikato Times, Volume XXIV, Issue 1987, 2 April 1885, Page 4

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If you are sick Hop Bitteis will suicly aid Nature in making jou well when all eke fails. If you arc costive 01 dyspeptic, or ait sufleiing from any othei of the numeious diseases of the stomach or bowels, it is \our own fault if you remain ill, for Hop 'Bitters is a sovereign remedy in all such complaints. If you are wasting away with any foun of Kidney disease, stop tempting Death this moment, and turn for a cure to Hop Bitteis. Tf }on are Nervous use of Hop Bitter^ It you are sick with that tci.ihlc dis-ci-*e, Nei vousness, yon will find a " Balm in Gilcad" m the use of Hop Bitteis. If you aie a frequenter, 01 a lesident of a miasmatic district, barricade yoiu s> stem against the scourge of all countiies—malarial, epidemic, bilious, and iiiteinnttent feveis— by the use of American Co's Hop Bitters. If you have rough, pimply, or sallow skin, bad bicath, pains and aches, and feel miserable generally, Hop Bitteis will give you fair skin, rich blood, and sweetest bicath, health and comfort. In short, they cure all Diseases of the stomach, Bowels, Blood, Liver, Nerves, Kidney's, Blight's Disease. £500 will be p.ud for a case they will not cure or help. Diuggiats and chemists keep them. That poor, bedridden, invalid wife, sister, mother, or daughter, can be made the picture of health, by Amencan Co's Hop Bitters, costing but a trifle. Will you let them suffer ? None genuine without a bunch of green Hops on white label and Dr Soule's name blown in bottle. Shun all others as vile, poisouous stuff.

Thk Old, Old Sroitv. — "You are going with us to oui picnic.ain't you?" asked little Tom. "Yea my dear child," replied young Squipps. "Your sister honoured me with an invitation, and I would not miss such an opportunity for anything in the world. By-the-way, Tom, here is a new silver sixpence. Now I want yuu to tell me something I want to know. Mr. Gayfellow isn't going is he?" ( 'Oh jc-j!" Hang him! I thought I would have your sister all to myself to day." "But you shouldn't want to hang Mr Ga} fellow. He was the one who told sister to nit ite you." "He! Why, what did he want me for?" "To carry the baskets!" Falsification or Hit in by. — A lamentable pictiue has been drawn in a recent repoit of the American Consul at Kochelle of the falsification of biaiidy, which it appears, in the last three yeais has undergone a complete transformation, and is 110 longer brandy, the giatei portion being prepared from alcohol of gram, potatoes or Leet. The mostunsatisfaetoiy circumstance is that even the mei chants who desire to purchase a pure cognac cannot be ceitain that they do so, foi the proprietors of the vineyards, all of whom are distillers, have become so clever in the manipulation of the alcohols and the accompanying dines that they deliberately make a brandy of any required year or quality. The mention of the years 1849 or 1876, for instance, in in invoice or on a label, means simply that the article is presumed to have the taste or colour of the brandies of those yeais. The increasing importation of German potato and peet alcohols into the Charente ports is an additional proof that the less brandy that is consumed the better for the health aud intellect of the consumer. It is, moreover, becoming a custom to sell the brandy in 12 bottle cases, marked with one, two, or three stars, accouling to the presumed quality, thus avoiding any compionnsing mention of year or place of pioduction. Some of the manufacturers import the small raisins from the East, and make what they call brandy from the juice, theie being at least one such establishment in operation at Cognac. Apart from the unsatisfactory purchase of a brandy which is not brandy, dnnkeis should seriously consider what aie the properties of the liquid which theyaie so complacently inbibing. It is simply an active poison, the imported nlchol, which is known to the tradeis as'V;ot> *v" being of 90 degiees strength, and sol»l at a little less than 3 francs a gallon. Its characteristic otTect is to produce an intoxication in which the patient is especially inclined to lage and use physical violence, while insanity, of an obstinate and almost hopeless form, is the inevitablev itable consequence of a piolonged use of it It is slid that the gieat increase of violent aud brutish crimes m France may be traced to the drinking of this brandy and absinthe. The slang term of a glass of Cognac is un petrole, and for coffee with Cognac un grand dcuil. ftot only in France, but in other countries.and even in the United States, these liquors aie producing a. condition of national alcholism of the worst kind, far beyoud the oidinary drunkenness arising from unadulterated intoxicating drinks.

Ntvi'R Return.— lt is said that one out of every four real invalid*! who go to foreign countries to recover health never return, except as a corpse. The undertakers, next to the hotel - keepers, have the most profitable business Ihis excessive mortality may be prevented, and patients swed and cured under tho care of friends and loved ones at home, il they will but use American Co.'s Hop Hitters in time. Read. Yes ! It is certainly true. Ask any of yo'ir friends who have purchased there. G irlick and Cranwell have numerous unasked for and very favourable commendations from country customers on their exri llcnt packing of Furniture, Crockery, and Glass, &c. Ladies any ijentlemcn about to furnish should remember that Garhck and Cranwell's is Tim Cheap Furnishing Warehouse of Auckland. Furniture to suit .ill classes ; also Carpets, Floor Cloths and all House Necessaries If jour new house is nearly finished, or, you are fjoinj* to get married, usit Girlitk and Cranwell, Quce-n-strect and Lome-street, Auckland. Intending purchasers can have a catalogue