Set 'em Up Again.

Waikato Times, Volume XXIV, Issue 1976, 7 March 1885, Page 2 (Supplement)

Set 'em Up Again.

Gayly the candidate Swketh the bar Where the first citizens Throng from afar, Singing, "In search of the© Hither we come, Candidate, candidate, Se^^p the rum." Hark 1 tis the candidate Calls them bj name, Up to the parapet Swiftly they cam*, And still his song* heard, All through the din — " Thizz times itz ion me, So'mm muppagin!" —Brooklyn Eagle.

Jinks: Why, Finka, old boy, how we you? My gruciom, how you have changed. Finks : In what way ? Jinks: You seem to have grown rather car«Ipss. You used to bo quite ft dudo Fmk«: Oh, that's it, it it » Well, I'm marned. Jinks : Not a dude any more, then ? Finks: No; I'm a sub-dude.— Philadelphia

So yon re engaged to Dr. B ; it mast be rery nice to bo ongagfd to a doctor. Erery time no cnlli, you know— and, of course, tint must b» Tery often— you foel as if you were getting for nothing what anybody else would haTe to par three dollars for.— Z/a/ yard Lampoon.

"It mu«t bo io awful nice to hare a newspaper man for a hmbaiid," laid young Miss Yearn. " Why ? " "Oh, they always bring home a lot of exchanges, and you havo no trouble whatever about your bustlo." And she adjusted hen with am audible adjustment.

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