The Test of Actual Trial.

Waikato Times, Volume XXIV, Issue 1973, 28 February 1885, Page 4

The Test of Actual Trial.

This is what pro\cs the merit of a prepaiation. The piopnetorof Green's August Flow ei, knowing its \almililr properties, meets this test boldly by pieparing sample bottles of this remedy, \\ hieh aie sold at (id. This enables doubters to try its \irtnes at a trifling expense. August Flower is a pinaeca fot Djspepsia and all iHwklcm of the Liver, including Bdiousness, indigestion, *«iek Hi-adaehi', Costi\eness; &c. , &c. Tlnee dose-, will relieve any of the above, and a faithful use >\ill certami) cure. No medicine in the world has e\er gi\en such proof of its ineiits Diuizgists rt commend it with perfect couhdi'tice and physicia-ns preset ibu it regularly. Pi ice for fullbi^ed bottles 3s Gd. Sold by all druggists.

"Why does lightning so rarely strike twice in the sune place?" Professor Wortman asked the new hoy in the class in natur.il philosophy. " Huh," said the boy, "it lies cr needs to." And it is a little singular th.it nobody had thought of tlint reason before, "My dear," snM an affectionate iius baud, " I'm surprised that jon will con sent to tin 1 deu'iadation of wcnting another woman's h.in on your head." "Is that any woisc th m your wc<n ing anothei sheep's wool on joui batk ?" retorted the equally affectionate wife. "Now, you mint converse in nothing but French," snid Monsieui the piofes sor to his pnpih. Silence imiin.di.itdy fell on the class for the space of a quarter of an hour, when the professor exeliiimed, " What ! Nothing but silence? Zat is the very opposite of French." Minister : "Well, John, I've na" doot fr.\e jour lons» experience ye rood occupy the poopit for an afteinune yerael', should an emergency occur." Beadle : "Hoots ay, sir; theie's nae difliculty in that ; but then, where in the luel pinsh wad ye get anybody qualified to act as beadle?" A Yorso mother, travelling with her infant child, writes the follow ing lettct to her liuslmiul at home :—": — " We are nil doing first late and enjoying ourselves \cry much. We .11 em fine health. The boy can crawl about on all fouis. Hoping that the same can be said of j 011, 1 remain, &c, Fanny." Tiikhk has been a family jar. " Come, mother, come," cajs the son-in-law to the old lady, in obedience to the painful request of his wife not to be disagreeable, " let us make it up I a.ud theie was no woman in the World as unbearable as you aie, didn't 1 T, at which )ou ft.lt hint ' Well, I tike it back ; theie are others." Loki» Kknyon'.s hasty and ungovernable temper was notoiioiis, and made him widely disliked by the Bar ; and on his display of temper on one occasion, (ieorgo 111, lemaiktd to him, " My Lord Chief Justice, I hear th.it you have lost your temper, and from my great ir«»ar<l for >ou I am very glad to hear it, for I hope jou will find a better one." Thk old tra-np who was a " Michigan fire sulTeier" last summer will no on the road this spring as an "Ohio flood sufferer." He thought once that he would hive to appear as n " Java earthquake sufferer," but the flood had fortunately rendeied this far fetched excuse unnecessaiy. On'K morning a woman w.1.3 shown into I)i Abcriß'thj's 100 m. Befoie he could speak, she bared her arm, «ayitig — "Bum." " A poultice," said the doctor. N«'xt day she called again, showed her aim, and said "Better." "Continue the poultice," the response. A few days afterwards she came again Then she said — "Well, your fee!" "Nothing," said the great physician. " You are the most sensible woman I ever saw." Ir is Worth a I'kim —"I \v is troubled for TOAti} joirs ■tvitn Kium y cornpWmtj j^ravcl, Stc , m> blood lice ime thin, I was dull and inactive, could hardly crawl about, and was an old unrnout m in .ill over, And could Rot nothing to help mo until I (jot Hop Hitter's, md now my blood aid Uidnc>s are all unlit, and I am .is at tivp a* 1 m in of thirt), .ilthouffl) I am sevrnty-two, anil I haw no doubt it uilt do as well for others of my .ifjc It is worth the trnl." — (Father.) Notire.