SCULLING MATCH BETWEEN HANLAN AND CLIFFORD. [BY TELEGRAPH.-COPYRIGHT.] [REUTER'S TELEGRAMS.]

Waikato Times, Volume XXIII, Issue 1901, 11 September 1884, Page 2

SCULLING MATCH BETWEEN HANLAN AND CLIFFORD. [BY TELEGRAPH.-COPYRIGHT.] [REUTERS TELEGRAMS.]

Sydxky, Scptemliui 10. Fin Mi airangoincnls h.ue been concluded foi the sculling 1 nuitch between Hai'l.xn and Chffoid, to tike, place in lAsbiiuiy ne\t. The st.ikos mo foi C") 00 aside. Decble has now, on behalf ot J'o.icli, stated Hi it t!ic l.ittur v onld not now agioed to unv the pioposud match -\\itli Ilanlan until Miy ne\t, hut \>'onld low the winner of the I'Vbmaiy in 'tch.

Cm i;ic !" — Paterfamilias (leading doctoi's l)ill) ; " Well, doctor, I h.ive no objection to pay you for the medicine, but I will return the wsits." — Judy. '• You a, sin wdl saiely find you out ?" said a pastor, sadly, to a diunUen mem lie rof las flock. "Well," was the thick leply, "hi guess— hie — she won't be veiy likely — hie — ter find me in." PnoKJiViOR Young, of Princeton College, says :: — ■' Take a wulroad from the eaith to the sun, with a train inn mng 40 miles an hour, without stop-, mil it would Like abunt 2G£yeai s, and a little moic, to ivake the journey. Hoe&timates the fare, at a cent, a mile, to be £930,000. These figures kill the pioject." " Come, Samivel, put oop dose shutters ahead}'. Vc moost close our stoic chusl like odder beobles, Oil Sunday afternoon, to gi\e our voikmen a little hcs'.iau, eh ! But, Samuel, but uln n lie gets, oop do shutteis, lock the doois and exeic.se the poys until after the suns.'t goes down. Ye moost not l<>t the poor fellows get sunstuke, Samntl — Boston rianscnpt. Wii vt H k Str Up — " Th it elnp's gj en down, noo !"' said o miner on a Northumberland pit heap, pointing to a stone. nan descending the pit; "that chep'a beep. \.uiy neatly nvoi v thing. Hu set up first iv ciall as a skmlinaibtur, an could do pott t. Tlieii lie sot in a ca>i tiiian wi the syeni rfsult. He set up nc\t a-, a shopkeeper, an' smashed ; an' then he set up, he bet up " " What lW< lie set uj ' ' interposed a listuiu\ " We} , ivplieu the otlier, " he & t v,> his cluck to the tiavelleib, and cm; iieoi ! ' — Ne\\<a->tle Chionicle. Ix \ Crowd. — " "Who is that man ?' "Oh, he is one of t lie most piomment liit>li Amei'ioans." '• Wiio b tint other one?'' "Heis a clistingtnsiied Germ.inAmeiican." And that one ?" " A wellknown French American." "And that oneo\er theie with a bundle under his .limy "Oh, lie's nobody —nothing but an American- American." — Philadelphia News. Ax exchange thinks that the question "What is a lodger ?"' need not perplex anyone. It is simple enough. A lodger is a man who maintains impecunious people in afliuence. He pro>ules his landlady with tea and pocket-money, and his landlord with tobacco and pipes. He furnishes the domestic cat with fish, spirits, cold meat, bread, sardines, glass, eaithenuare and fruit. He saves his landlady's eldest sou the necessity of buying collars, tieb, pocket-handker-chiefs or gloves, and supplies her daughter wich boots, scent, poih-ule, blushes and combs, wiitmg paper and envelopes. He pays the gas bill for the whole household, and keeps the establishment in coals. Mr Walter Scott, settler, Te Awamutu notifies that he will not be responsible for any debts contracted in his name without his written authority. The directors of the N. N. 7. Farmei's Cooperative Association announce) that they have made another call of L, per share payable before the 23:h inst. q Mr John Knox will sell at the Hamiltoi Auction Mart, on Saturday, clothing, &c , iron bedsteads, breachloader, fowls, turtejs, &c. We draw attention to the new aehcrtisement of Mr N. R. Hrid^man, Upper Queen Street, Auckland. The new list of g-oods to be sold at reduced prices will well repay inspection. Maiarial Fi'VHß.— Malarial fevers, constipation, torpidity of the liver and kidnejs, geneial dfbility, nervousness and neuralgic ailments yHd readily to this great disease conqueror Hop Bitters. It repairs the ravages of dise^s^ by converting the food into rich blood, and it erives new life and vigour to the aged and infirm. Sse. Yards, on Ihursday, 10th inst, dairy cows store cattle, fat cattle, sheep, horses, See &c At Ohaupo, on Tuesday next, he will sell 50 head mixed cattle from the Peninsula, Raglan We draw attention to several alterations and additions in other advertisements of Mr Buck'and His sale at Te Awamutu of M.- H Lewis's dairy cows, implements, vehicles &c, will bst held on the 20th inst. ' * *