VICTORIA RACING CLUB SPRING MEETING. REUTER'S TELEGRAMS.]

Waikato Times, Volume XX, Issue 1704, 7 June 1883, Page 3

VICTORIA RACING CLUB SPRING MEETING. REUTERS TELEGRAMS.]

MiLiiOiUttfE, June 4. The following nominations were received to-day ioi" Tin: Melbourne Cvv of_ lOOOsovs ; distance two miles. Anglesey J fagot Roiiament Hutishcr Hontka Cotilston U ipti ip JJoncastu Commotion lwsev jMcctlioiiLUis Kirf,' of Ihe \ ale Kiiir; Ui.ulcs Magnet Ll'slh.i Rob<.rt the Pcul I'ioim.thcus Stockwell S.i.ii.i Clans X ulloiy Stiwanow ]!iiii(]oori Rcdb md Kntlilcon (Lite Lady Middleman-h Jent.M Phllimoo Coup d' JU.it 'iilitalk Prodigal \\ Jicmc Jack ]Umk.iu\ Vi-inet Esmond Cmintij Saline Cuba, Misjir'ey IV\onl \ attc inloti Colt .Spicadc.ißlo lionb.uid Sigiior CiJU'itChS JJuttcicup Lind.i W.itnloo Uucnn.i L.iwrencc W alii;un\ah J" 1 " Ncpcm " Plunger Milpaiinka Walonga l.iuran.i Dukedom Athena lcrm.m Oft Colotu Kit Nubbles Mentmotu IJunstan liioloo Jil.ick Diamond i \\ 1/ ird Rub 111,1 Couolaniis 1 list Water Gncswork K.ithl"cn Koliinom Little Jack .Mistaken Pollio Stin^f Ai lullcs Con|( ' ture J'^iotstcp \ .ijr.iband Eva JJirk HatteriLk Duthcss of Albany S.iidius Jsis> Jiis 111 1 limp Yos (jiinki Sensation AdV.iloicm Mtlmont JJosc.iwin Count Cunnamiilla Di'-pot F.i\o \k liic Pal ii nidi Jvm^sd.ilc J i (ii.md ( lujsoplir isc Pi ion ss Su .Modicd I <nd MaudcMllo M oiu U I), mk ('l' 'iloc Rnsun n> Zulu L ii it I ic us (jriildlmdiM Nidvlis Aidi du-Cimp D.liiMon All Mik !■ Hf-t Kinsj Clildi.ii \loi< < in Albui v \1 ud cit iht, Hills l'nsf iXnion \ itti iki J c l'.L.ui C 1 1 tii i Chi'ikin ite Cilouce-tci Sprutsnun (uos\ noI hilw i Atiovv 1 U spi 1 1, m Swim t \\ illi.nn | uk ol Clubs '1 hi" lie m |i J 1)l IJmniincr I mil Li>-jjar 1 hi (»em M.isijm vide J'anulo Moiptth j\l u tmi-lleniy N i\ i«f itor Abi-rfo\le IVII Mcll A\.i\light Reco\tiv 11- e Sndonjv Copi.i nlioe W.iittK k llioin ioppn AVilli roo The total muiib'T ot cutties is 14!), disti llmtcd as tollows* — L ( 'ioni Sydnc\', (il ; tioni AdcLuile, -0 ; lix.al, (iS. Tin 1 \\ciyhtt, for the above race .\ro due mi Monday, 2nd July. For the (Jaulfiold Cup there weie 142 entile* ; and toi the 01 .unpion Stakes 59.

Wirvr is the diffidence I) 'tween a limiuiy in in ami a glutton ?— One longs to cat, and the other eat 5 - too long A j vw ilk leccntly went into the suif to bathp, an<l enumntpi ed a huge feh.uU. Theii eyes met for an instant, when the shaik blushed and swam out. Am it a el'jigyman had united a happy pair not longago, an aw till silence ensued, w hieli was biokon l>y .in impatient youth exclaiming, '' Don't be so unspeakably happy ! ' SoMrjJOJA' tiied to excuse a liar to Dr. Johnson, saying, " You must not believe nioi c than halt what he says." "Ay." leplied the doctoi : " but which half ?" A lwmmi asUcd a •\\oinan in the witness bo\ her age, and she promptly iep'i>jd, " Old enough to ha\e sold milk foi >ou to drink when a baby, and I ha\ en't got the money yet." A (oi'NTKV editor has leceived the following :— " Pear sir, — I ha\e looked eaiefully and patiently oxer your paper for months for the death of some individual I was acquainted with, but as yet not a single soul I care anything about Ins dioppc-d off You will please to ha\e mv name eiased.'" A tadv w ho w.is in the habit of spending much of hei time m the society of hei neighbom.s, happening one dny to be taken suddenly ill, sent her nusdand in gioat haste for a physician. The liusband ian a few >aids and then lelumed, exclaiming, " .My dear, wheie shall 1 find > on w hen I get back ? ' A (.u \UfAii'. of Canibudgc ga\e anothci the lie, and a challenge followed. Tlie mathematical tutor ol his college, the late Mr. V., heard of the dispute, and sent for the youth, who told him he must light. " Why ?" said the mathematician. " Jle gave me Hie lie." " Veiy well, let him pioveitjif he piwes it, you did lie, and if lie does not piove it, he lies. Why should you shoot one another? Let him prove it." You will do well to furnish your house ft oiii Ci.iiliik and Ci.inwell's 1 he\ lia\e now the most comi.lete I'uniishinjj Warehouse in md, furniture fo vut all classes, {jood strciiff, .md cheap. llilv hn\c I.ipcstn Carpets liom 2s .5d per j.nd, liiusspls fiom 'U lid pel \.ml, liinoli-um fiom !is !)d to .')s, Oil Cloths fiom Is Oil to Is (id per \ ird, good 12 feet wide Oil Clotlis.it.Ji Od per Immense assortment of lion liedste.ids fiom Infants' Cots to 5 feet \u<lo h ill-tcstei Jiedsttvids. l^ouble non lied'te.ids from 2'^. 430 Bedste ids in stock to select it om li( dduißS or .ill kinds and si/es kept in readiness. ]JiiunR i , Sitting, Diawin^-room Fnriiiluic. and .md a l.nge assortment of Manrhester .md I'uiiiislun^ Goods, including a lot of Cn tonnes, Jinok Catalocfties s>cnt free to intcndinjjr muchasers Gailnk and Cr.unvell, City H.ill \irade, Q" (1(l n-'-r rr ' r 't. AnrklTiul