Notice to Correspondents.
A Respectable Loai'er : Declined.
. "A Peaud in. Silk" is the startling head line in an exchange. Ah ! went back on you, did she P
, A Tbiq ov Good Things.— A. celebrated prima donna was asked the other day what three things she liked best in the world. •' First of all, ' ' she replied, ' ' good notices ; better still, beautiful dresses ; most of all, tripe and bottled stout."
Lang He^'lan' Miles.— Top of Scotch <joach: — Yankee tourist to driver : "I say, driver, I guess you ain't got no milestones on these roads. " Driver : ' ' Oh, yes, sur, you'll sed the last milestone we pass it was a pig tree, the next one she'll be a puhlichouae wha* they'll sold a tram ?"
- Line upon Line.— Teacher— " What is meant by ships crossing the line ?" Scholar — "When'they sail over the Equator." Teacher— "Do you know of any other line at sea besides the Equator?" Scholar: "Yes, «r; there's the Pacific Line, and the prient Line, and the Canard Line, jrad several others."
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Waikato Times, Volume XIV, Issue 1224, 4 May 1880, Page 2
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169Notice to Correspondents. Waikato Times, Volume XIV, Issue 1224, 4 May 1880, Page 2
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