GOING TO THE RACES.

Waikato Times, Volume X, Issue 585, 19 February 1876, Page 3

GOING TO THE RACES.

Mist** Sdhus,— Sib,— S iys ray wife to me, tbiivory morning .ay* •h*;, "Be you and I a join/ t ) the races Tun.ma» ?" " Mi>st certinglr, *I at once rep'iod/ for I*e her band a toying playfully like with tlie handle of i;bo broom, whioh was lyine brtiie her at that rainut. * But how be ■»• to got there, which it i» a ih»rae as there ain't no public oon»ey»nc3 a runnin? in thu here W«k«rtar " was ber next remark. And thu. Mister Eiituf. is j xst what hai been a puazhnsj of me ever «ma«, and »• the <iv« dnw« a-uiifh i» » dismrbinc of my night 1 , wt and a knoAiug me off my fo«d. The old womiu won t walkfhit'i ctoain sure, »ud I ain't a «omg to oarry her, thafc'i e»rttia sur^r, but I can »co as a storm, a brun«u n« and ai Tv htum ill set it hot, it aim? h.nz -lia'fc d»nj Gmt yoa «ii«e» su umat M.*t B r Bdinur; me an-1 th» tai«u9 d»n t waat a carridge ia four with o-rt-ndor.. a tenth •herein •ova*an woaM *aUffy '»», or e«n a I >rdinary moke in a oabbidge cart, bat if you be a married mm yer^el, for many- «aki su^esa lummat, »nd uke pity on me and the like of mo, ►for if Mvj J^ne on the R*<np»ge **h dis••opintW, it ain't me as would like to toll her •he'll hire to "take Shank* uiare fjr »t oa Thurad iy.— TOMMA3. ■Amiltoo, Waikatfer, N-iw Zaland, Febuary 76.