PERLEECEMAN "X" ON LAST NIGHT'S ENTERTAINMENT.

Waikato Times, Volume IX, Issue 510, 26 August 1875, Page 2

PERLEECEMAN "X" ON LAST NIGHT'S ENTERTAINMENT.

Wren I sat my best clothes decks 1 in, Hall amongst the "Jam Tarts" nobby, Hand the site was moat eii'ectiu', To -a lonely single Bobby. For it were ray nite off dooty, Hand it overcome me quitely, The site of all that booty. Hand the fashion, and elite. Tho' ham modest hand retiring. Hand suspicious of the sex 13, Hall the laches w«» admiring The blue uoiform of "X's." Hand the gals at the pihuina — Wich th lr waterfalls was killing Hiu a very scrumptious manner — Played a kupruar worth the slulliTT. Hand Tom Sands, lull in his speoi, Reid a battle pugilistic,, As encore 1 was by " X," Hiu a stylo hiuthoosistic. Hand a piece from old Longfellow, Wich 1 see I think before, Hand Myliue (that's Wellor), bet tLe hiuilj-uace in a roar. Hand a gent he fluted neatly, Wioh a lady near as knew it, Whispered in my ear sweetly, " Masbyuello, X, a doo it," " Do what?" I a<ked quite cozy, Han.l began to squeeze and crush har, But she blushed as bright and rosey, As the nos- of any lusher. And her brother just behind me, In a tone as sounded riling. Said, "' Bobby, you just mind me, Or your nos^ I'll be a sp iliug." Hand behaved did like a rough un Hin a way [ think he rue oujhr, As was wishing for ilcGovern, To call " Silence in the Court !" Wich if ever tight I catch him, Or the slightest bit nuipujums, To the louk-up safe I'll fetc'i him. Charge I wit'i " drunk," and being " outrageous." Wich five shillings fine, of course, Will teach them t leir ri'Speka To the members of the Poorce, More be-tokea.

P'lßEOHifi.* X.

P S.— Wich so'i.e compliments quite civil, And some more I might be telling, But a blaekgu.ird p -inter's devil For l> mjrc eonv !" hor* m v<»lli'»«

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