School Jokes.
—o — Waipuk. school has credit for the following:— A fourth standard boy declared that Magna Charta was signed by the Maoris! No doubt the poor little chap had the Treaty of Waitangi in his head. A subtraction sum was in progress, and the blackboard covered with hielographics. Question: Why do those figures resemble ’s cows ? Answer: Because they’re all over the place! » Why do people laugh up their sleeve ? Because the funny-bone’s there 1
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Waipukurau Press, Volume I, 30 March 1906, Page 2
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76School Jokes. Waipukurau Press, Volume I, 30 March 1906, Page 2
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