Tou caunot taste in the dark, said a lecturer. .Nature has intended us to see our food. Then, inquired a forward pupil, how about a blind man at dinner ? Nature, sir, answered the Professor, has provided him with eyeteetb. Rev. Gent. : ' But you really can have no serious reason to wish to be parted from your wife.' Rustic: 'Well, no, sir; I like my wife well enough ; but, you see, she don't please mother.' Expensive Dress for a Minor.—A Chancery suit.
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Westport Times, Volume VIII, Issue 1224, 30 October 1874, Page 4
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81Untitled Westport Times, Volume VIII, Issue 1224, 30 October 1874, Page 4
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