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Westport Times, Volume VIII, Issue 1167, 14 April 1874, Page 4

A Dandy is a chap who would bo a lady if he could ; but as he can't does all he can to show the world he's not a A man who applied to a Danbury citizeu for help for his destitute children, being asked what he needed, said he was not particular ; "if ho could choose, he would take tobacco." Grandiloquence.—Captain of the To, schooner —" What a' you got there, Pat?" Pat (who has been laying in some firewood and potatoes) —" Timber and fruit, yer honor ! !" A Wise Suggestion.—A doctor of Portsmouth, New Hampshire, wants the custom of tolling bells for funerals discontinued. It has a depressing effect on the sick, and cannot prove a source of enjoyment to the departed.

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