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Westport Times, Volume VIII, Issue 1160, 20 March 1874, Page 4

There are two tilings incident to this life for which no one is ever prepared, and tkey are—twins. A Chicago lady complains of the unremitting love of her absent husband. He never sends her any money. Love matches arc often formed by people who pay for a mouth of honey with a life of vinegar. There is a great deal of truth in the following little verse : " We eat and drink, and scheme and plod, And go to church on Sunday ; And many are afraid of God, And more of Mrs Brandy."

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