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Westport Times, Volume VIII, Issue 1143, 20 January 1874, Page 4

Are the Michiganders any relation to the Portuguese, aud if so, how much, and what 1 Query.—Can any one be justified in saying that baldness is hereditary when baldness never has hairs ? Not Personal.—'lhe Yankee editor who speaks of a rival editor as a " freckleface galoot," says he never indulges in personalities. A young husband handed his wife a dozen buttons the other day, and asked her to put a shirt to them. " OLLOWAT'S PILLS. IMPUBITIES OF THE BLOOD. Until these purifying Pills have had a fair trial, let no one be longer oppressed with the notion that his malady is incurable. A few doses will remove all disordered actions, rouse the torpid liver, relieve the obstructed kidneys, cleanse impure blood, and confer on every function healthful vigor. They work a thorough purification throughout the whole system without disordering the natural action of any organ. INDIGESTION, BILIOUS COMPLAINTS, AND SICK HEADACHE. No organ in the human body is so liable to disorder as the liver, Remember when nausea, flatulency, or acidity on the stomach, warns us that digestion is not proceeding properly, that Holloway's Pills give strength to every organ, speedily remove all causes of indigestion, inspissated bile, and sick headache, and effect a permanent cure. WEAKNESS AND DEBILITY. In cases of debility, languor, and nervousness, generated by excess of any kind, whether mental'or physical, the effects of these Pills are in the highest degree bracing, renovating, and restorative. They drive from the system the morbid causes of disease, re-establish the digestion, strengthen the nervous system, raise the patients spirits, and bring back the frame to its pristine health and vigour. THE KIDNEXS—THEIR DERANGEMENT AND CUBE. If these pills be used according to the printed directions, and the Ointment rubbed over the region of the kidneys for at least half an hour at bed-time, as salt is forced into meat it will penetrate to the kidneys and correct any derangement therein. COUGUS AND COLDS. This purifying and regulating medicine, in conjunction with Holloway's Ointment, is the best cure for hoarseness, sore throats, diptheria, pleurisy, and asthma ; and an infallible remedy for congestion, bronchitis, and inflammation, indeed as. a family medicine, they are invaluable for subduing such ailments of young and old of both sexes.