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Westport Times, Volume IV, Issue 670, 11 June 1870, Page 3

A man whose wife hung herself in his presence, on being asked why he did not prevent the tragedy, replied cut her down three times last week, and I can't be always cutting her down." A dark prospect may be illustrated by a black woman looking down a dark alley, on a dark night, for a nigger baby, among a flock of black cats. An elderly maiden, who had suffered some disappointments, thus defines the human race:—Man, a conglomerate mass of hair, tobacco smoke confusion, conceit, and bdots. "Woman, the waiter, perforce on the aforesaid animal. . . The latest case of absence of mind is that of a young lady, who, on returning from a walk with her lover, the other evening, rapped him on the face, and said good night to the door. A colored gentleman in Texas went into a blacksmith's shop with his coat tail full of powder. He came out through the roof.