V E- K FA I L Canst minister to mind diseased ? Aakd William Shskesphere lon,» ngo Twas left for Woods, of Cuba street, To answer otherwise than "No.' For brains, neuralgia—rack'd, or dulled By throbbing ache—are no-wise sane, Yet Wood's famous " .Never Fail " Will from them drive away all pain. The nectar that the gods of old So freely and so deeply quaffed, They qualified with-'Neveb Kail" And they at headaches simply laughed. 'Tis but by morals here below That fiery alcohol's endured. And then they have recourse to Wooes To get the morning headache cured. Of woman *' in our hearts of ease " ' *You've heard the poet tell the tale, * Uncertain, coy. and hard to please " The lines by now are somewhat stale— But woman's ministrations fond In modem days will not avail For brows with pain and anguish wrnng As prompt as Wood's '• Never Fail." Just think of it! How great the boon! Ye city ladies, jaded, worn ! Te office toilers, dazed with/pain, And wishing that you ne'er been born. A simple SIXPENCE spent with Woods,^ One single draught of " Kever Fail," And life will be a joy once more, Your headaches a forgotten tale. W. E. WOODS, - Co-Operative Drug Store, Cuba-street, Wellington. NOTE:—" Never Fail," the marvellous remedy for headache and neuralgia may be obtained from Mr T. G. Mason, Chemist, Masterton. PRICE, 2/6 a bottle. It is a certain cure. Lilly: "Oh-Clara, where did you. gel thatlovdy ; diws made? r.ThaVßodic*-fits like a/glove:" "" "" >_ Clan (Triumphantly):" I made it myself, my dear, from Barrett's Perfeci Fitting Bodice Lining." • The Popular Verdict—Perfection. A simple method by which any lady ma; become her own dressmaker 1 The Complete Pattern is traced on theacntai Lining used in making the Bodice, and Ladies, by carefully following directions given, l iay produce a Bodice. scientifically Cut »nc Perfect Fitting. >^j?-^ , .v ■ No Paper Patterns to worry with, but he material itself ready for your scissors. ; The Patterns are from Models specir 'ly designed for every size, and include all .Je latest improvements in darts and curves, the Bodice <«fien completed forming"a Mould which it gutxanteed to always retain its shape; Bust m-Kaure only, necessary. .-*&■ PAIGE —3* bd, complete Soel Agents for Masterton—Messrs . M. OASELBERG <fc Co. OVERNMENT LIFE INSURANCE DEPARTMENT. Kltabliahediwa EVERT POLICY GUARANTEED BI THE STATE LOW PREMIUMS and LARGE BONUSES. The aim of this Department haa been to provide Life Insurance at the minimum cost compatible with safety. It does not charge iU policy-holders unnecessarily large premiums in order to enable it subsequently to attract the ignorant by the glitter of increased bonuses. The premiums which it charges are "the lowest compatible with perfect safety, and are less than the participating rates of any other office doing business in Australasia. In spite of this fact, at the last valuation (December, 1885) the asaots of the office were found to exceod the liabilities by no IeSS Q sum than £242,000 sterling—a result due to economy of management and low mortality. PBESENT FUNDS over ONE AND A HALF MILLION POUNDS. ANNUAL INCOME exceeds £282,000. P. W. FRANELAND, F.IJL, | Commissioner aud Govt. Actuary. ' THE~GREATEST~i WONDER OF MODERN TIMES! HOLLO WAY'S PILLS & OINTMENT. THE PILLS purify the Blood, correct all Disorders of th* Liver, Stomach, Kidneys, and Bowels. They invigorate and restore to health Debilitated Constitutions, and are invaluable in all Com, plaints incidental to Females of all ages. IfTHE OINTMENT is an infallible- remedy for Bad Legs, Bad Breasts, Old Wounds, Sores and Ulcers. Fa." Sere Throats,* Bronchitis, Coughs, Colds, Gout, Rheumatism, Glandular Swellings, airf all Skin Diseases it has no equal. The Pills and Ointment are Manufactured only at 78HswOxford St. (late 633 Oxfordßt.)LondoDj And are sold by all Vendors of Medicines, throughout the Civilized World; with direo tions for use in almost every lan<juage. W Purchasers should look to the Lake] on the Pots and Boxes. If the address is no) 433, Oxford Street. London, they are sruriou* FREE TO ALL! TEA. SAMPLES. JOHNSON & CO., Mee's Buildings, Laoibfcon Quay, Wellington, being desirous of pushing the INDIAN i TEA peculiar to their Gardens in " The | Dooaes," iutend to sell at a bare profit. JOHNSON & CO. acknowledge that as a rule people can appreciate a good, paiatable a)id really pure tea, therefore instead of puffing themselves up and decrying other dealers, they merely ask the public to call and obtain at their shop a sample of tea, for the best proof of a tea « in (he drinkinq. •JOHNSON & CO. are not mixers, blenders, or packers. From the Gardens to the Shop is but one step, and requires but one profit out of the packets of the people of Wellington and districts. Range of prices, Is 9d to 3s per lb. Importers of East Indian commodities. N.B.—Country Customers supplied at town prices. Carriage on Half Chests Paid. WRITE FOR SAMPLES. HO CURE, NO PAY. E guarantee to cure ANYONE f suffering from Nervous Debility, Weak Vitality, &c, or receive NO PAY. Send for onr FREE Pocket Manual which js full of proof, and be convinced. AddresTMeSiCslvJSleccrician. P.O. Bo* 462, Sydney. ATHIE pHARLEB pATHIE TAILOR & CLOTHING M ANU F A CTU R E R. Estimates given for Naval, Police, and Fire Brigjdj|Muorms, &c Manners Wellington. Next Grey Valley Coal Company. FIREWOOD FIREWOOD 1 IREWOOD at any lengths supplied l! by Me W. BAKER, of Hessey street. Orders left with Mr J. Day, Daily Office, promptly attended to.
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Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume XII, Issue 3997, 24 December 1891, Page 4
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900Page 4 Advertisements Column 2 Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume XII, Issue 3997, 24 December 1891, Page 4
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