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Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume XII, Issue 3996, 23 December 1891, Page 3

Theatre boial HEATRE JtVOYAL Mas^jseton. FOR A SHORT SEASON. FOR A SHORT SEASON. Commencing Boxing Nioht, 26th Dec, '9l THE DRAMATIC COMEDY 4NI BURLESQUE COMPANY. Sole Proprietor—w. J. FOLEY 9 STERLING ARTISTS 9 Will appear Ik BYRON'S Celebrated C°MEDY. Our noYSUR KOYS. UR UoYS. ADMISSION—3a, 2a and Is. HENRY G. PARKER Agent, jq* E VE K *' AI L Canst minister to mind diseased ? Ask d William Shakesphere Twaß left for Woods, of Cuba street, To answer otherwise tluin "No.' For brains, neuralgia—rack'd, or dulled By throbbing ache—are no wise sane, Yet Wood's famous " Never Fail " . Will from them drive away all pain. The nectar that the gods of old So freely and so denply quaffed, They qualified with " Nevek Fail " And they at headaches simply laughed, 'Tis but by morals here below That fiery alcohol's endured, And then they have recourse to Wooes To get the morning headache cured. Of woman " in our hearts of ease " You've heard the poet tell the tale, ' Unceriain, coy. aud hard to please " The lines by now are somewhat stale— But womnn's ministrations fond In modern days will not avail For brows with pain and anguish wrung As prompt as Wood's '• Never Fail." Just think of it 1 How great the boon I Ye city ladies, jaued, worn ! Ye ocFce toilers, dazed with pirn, And wishing that you ne'er been born A simple SIXPENCE spent with Woods, One single draught of " Never Fail," And life will be a joy once more, Your headaches a forgotten tale,

W. E. WOODS, Co-Operative Drug Store, Cuba-street, Wellington. NOTE :—" Never Fail," the marvellous remedy for headache and neuralgia may be obtained from Mr T. G. Mason, Chemist, Masterton. PRICE, 2/6 a bottle. It is i certain cure. or Lilly: "Ob Clara, where did you ge that lovely dress made ? That Bodice fit like a glove." Clara (Triumphantly): " I made it my self, my dear, from Barrett's Perfect Fitting Bodice Lining." Tin Popular Verdict—Perfection. A simple method by which any lady may become her own dressmaker i The Compute Pattern is tracedontheacv'uai Lining used in making the Bodice, and Laaies, by carefully following directions given, i_tay produce a Bodice scientifically cut -cc Perfect Fitting. No Paper Patterns to worry with, but he material itself ready for your scissors. The Patterns are from Models tpeair'bf detigned for evsry size, and include all Jie latest improvements in darts and curvet, the Bodice wfyen completed forming a Mould which it gun anteed to atway* retain iti thape. Bust m-«nre only necessary, ~ PRLCE—3s 6d, Complete

Sole Agents for Maaterton—Messrs M. CASELBERG & Co. /GOVERNMENT LIFE INSURANCI DEPARTMENT. SitabUihadlSia EVERY POLICY GUARANTEED BI THE STATE ZiOTf PBEMUMS and LARGE BONUSES. The aim of tbil Department hM been to provide Life Insurance at the minimum cost compatible with safety. It does not charge its policy-holders unnecossarijy large premiums in order to enable it subsequently to attract the ignorant by the glitter of increased bonuses. The premiums which it charges are the lowest compatible with perfect safety, and are less than the participating rates of any other office doing business in Australasia. In Bpite of this fact, at the last valuation (December, 1885) the assets of the office were found to exceed the liabilities by no 1688 8 sum than £242,000 sterling—a result due to economy of management and low mortality.. PBESENT FUNDS over ONE AND A. HALF MILLION POUNDS.

ANNUAL INCOME exceeds £282,000. P. W. FBANKLAND, F.1.A., 0 Commiasionor and Govt. Actuary-

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