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Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume XII, Issue 3995, 22 December 1891, Page 4

Canst minister to mind diseased ? Ask d William Shakesphere Twas left for Woods, of Cuba street, To answer otherwise than "No.' For brains, neuralgia—raok'd, or dulled By throbbing ache—are no wise sane, Yet Wood's famous " Meter Fail " Will from them drive away all pain. The nectar that the gods of old So freely and so deeply quaffed. They qualified with "Never Fail" And they at headaches simply laughed. 'Tis but by morals here below That fiery alcohol's endured, And then they have recourse to Woor.s To get the morning headache cured. Of woman ''in our hearts of ease " You've heard the poet tell the tale, ■ Uncertain, coy. aud hard to please " The lines by now are somewhat staleBut woman's ministrations fond In modern days will not avail For brows with pain and anguish wrung As prompt as Wood's '• Never Fail," Just think of it I How great the boon 1 Ye city ladies, jaded, worn ! Ye toilers, dazed with pain, And wishing that you ne'er been born. [A simple SIXPENCE spent with Woods, ' OnesinxJe draught of " .Never Fail," And life will be a joy once more, Your headaches a forgotten tale.

W. E, WOODS, Co-Operative Drug Store, Caba-street, Wellington. NOTE :—" Never Fail," the marvellous remodv Tor headache and neuralgia may be obtained from Mr T. G. Mason, Chemist, Masterton. PEICE, 2/6 a bottle. It is a certain cnre. Lilly: "Oh Clara, where did you get that lovely dress made ? That Bodice fit; like a glove." Clara {Triumphantly): " I made it myself, my dear, from Barrett's Perfect Fitting Bodice Lining." The Popular Verdict—Perfection. A simple method by which any lady maj become her own dressmaker! The Complete Pattern is traced on the a< imi Lining vsea in making theßodice, and La iies, by carefully following directions given,».. iav produce a Bodice scientifically cut ~nc Perfect Fitting. -;^;i.•-«... ' No Paper Patterns to worry with, but he material itself ready for your scissors. The Patterns are from Models tpecir'hj designed for every size, and include all .iie latest improvements in dartt and curves, the Bodice v/fien completed forming a Mould which it gum anteed to always retain its shape. Bust only necessary. —-- -

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