■VTBVEK FAIL. Canst minister to mind diseased ? Ask d William Shakesphere locgago Twas left for Woods, of Cuba street, To answer otherwise than "No." For brains, neuralgia—rack'd, or dulled By throbbing ache—are no wise sane, Yet Wood's famous " JNevbb Fail " Will from them drive away all pain. The nectar that the gods of old So freely and so deeply quaffed, They qualified with " Never Fail " And they at headaches simply laughed. 'Tis but by morals here below That fiery alcohol's endured, And then they have recourse to Wooes To get the morning headache cured. Of woman '' in our hearts of ease " You've heard the poet tell the tale, ' Uncertain, coy, and hard to please " The lines by now are somewhat stale— But woman's ministrations fond In modern days will not avail For brows with pain and anguish wrung As prompt as Wood's '' Never Fail," Just think of it I How great the boon 1 Ye oity ladies, jaded, worn ! Ye oSFce toilers, dazed with pain, I And wishing that you ne'er been born, A simple SIXPENCE spent with Woods, | One single draught of " Never Fail," And life will be a joy once more, Your headaches a forgotten tale, , W. E. WOODS, Co-Operative Drug Store, Cuba-street, i Wellington. I NOTE:—" Never Fail," the marvellous remedy for headache and neuralgia may be obtained from Mr T, G. Mason, Chemist, Masterton. PRICE, 2/6 a bottle. It is a certain cure. Lilly. "Oh Clara, where did you gel that lovely.dress made? That Bodice fits like a glove." Clara {Triumphantly): " I made it myself, my dear, from Barrett's Perfect Fitting Bodice Lining." The Popular Verdict—Perfection. A simple method by which any lady may become her own dressmaker! The Complete Pattern is traced on the aci ua I Lining used in making the Bodice, and Ladies, by carefully following directions given, > iaj produce a Bodice scientifically cut -nc Perfect Fitting. ..-.--... -,-.. No Paper Patterns to worry with, but he material itself ready for your scissors. The Patterns are from Models specirHy designed for every size, and include all .lie latest improvements in darts and curves, the Bodice wfien completed forming a Mould which it guaranteed to always retain its shape. Bust m%sure only necessary. _>».— -
PRICE—3s 6d, Complete Sole Agents for Masterton—Messrs M. CASELBERG & Co. GOVERNMENT LIFE INSURANCE rtFPARTMFNT DEPARTMENT. ■itabliibedisn. EVERY POLICY GUARANTEED BI THE STATE LOW PBEMIUMS and LARGE BONUSES, The aim of this Department has been to 8 provide Life Insurance at the minimum cost I compatible with safety. It does not charge its . policy-holders unnecessarily large premiums j in order to enable it subsequently to attract the ignorant by the glitter of increased ' bonuses. The premiums which it charges are the lowest compatible with perfect safety, and are less than the participating rates of . any other office doing business in Australasia. In spite of this fact, at the last valuation (December, 1883) the assets of the office were r found to exceed the liabilities by no less 8 B sum than £242,000 sterling-a i result due to economy of managei ment and low mortality. II PBESENT FUNDS over ONE AND A HALF 1 MUiLION POUNDS. f ANNUAL INCOME exceeds £282,000. P. W. FBANKLAND, F.1.A., |J Commissioner and Govt. Actuary. SJPfUIN G AND SUMMER SEASONS : JAS JONES & Co OF EKETAHUNA TTAYE just opened their choice assortment of carefully and specially SPRING AND SUMMER GOODS. "VTEW Delaines, Ginghams, Prints. i> EW Foulards, Zephyrs, Flannel NEW efctes, Cheviots, Swiss Robes, EW etc. "VTEW Laces, Ribbons, Feathers, JLM EW Flowara, etc. NEW Hats, Bcnnets, EW Millinery, etc. NEW BOOTS and EW SHOES. NEW Suits, Shirts, Ties, EW Hats, etc. INSPECTION INVITED. DRESSMAKING A SPECIALITY THE GREATEST WONDER OF MODERN TIMES! HOLLO WAY'S PILLS & OINTMENT. THE PILLS ll y the Blood, correct all Disorders of the Liver, Stomach, Kidneys, and Bowels. They invigorate and restore to health Debilitated Constitutions, and are invaluable in all Com. plaints incidental to Females of all ages. THE OINTMENT it an infallible remedy for Bad Legs, Bad Breasts, Old Wounds, Sores and Ulcers. For Sore Throats,* 1 Bronchitis, Coughs, Colds, Gout, Rheumatism, Glandular Swellings, aof all Skin Diseases it has no equal. The Pills and Ointment are Manufacture*! only at 78H«wOxford St. (late 333 Oxford St.) London And are sold by all Vendors of Medicine* throughout the Civilized World; with directions for use in almost every language. <V Purchaser! should look *o the label on the Pott and Boxes. If the addreu is not 033. Oxford Street. London, they are tr wioni STAR HOTEL, MASTERTON. E. J. SEARL, of Panaraa«street, Wellington). 1 J. SEARL having taken over the J . above Hotel wishes to inform the I travelling and general public of Mastertun and the District that it is his intention to conduct the house on entirely new lines. A complete new staff of servants has been engaged, the house thoroughly renovated, and an unrivalled stock of the very best liquors has been laid in. The One Shilling Lunch on Sale Day is a specialty. Good Stabling and Paddocks. Sxak Horw, Ma»»k*o*.
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Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume XII, Issue 3993, 19 December 1891, Page 4
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837Page 4 Advertisements Column 7 Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume XII, Issue 3993, 19 December 1891, Page 4
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