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Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume XII, Issue 3992, 18 December 1891, Page 3

VEKf A I L . a- i Canst minister to mind diseased ? Ask d William Shakesphere 10r.4 ago, Twas left for Woods, of Cuba street, To answer otherwise than "No." For brains, neuralgia—rack'd, or dulled By throbbing ache—are no wise sane, Yet Wood's famous " .Never Fail " Will from them drive away all pain, The nectar that the gods of old So freely and so deeply quaffed, They qualified with •' Never Fail " And they at headaches simply laughed. 'Tis but hy morals here below That fiery alcohol's endured, And then they have recourse to Wooes To get the morning headache cured. Of woman '' in our hearts of ease " You've heard the pnet tell the tale, * Uncertain, coy, and hard to please "- The lines by now are somewhat stale— But woman's ministrationafpnd In modern days will not avail For brows with pain and anguirh wrung As prompt as Wood's '• Never Fail," Just think of it! How great the boon 1 Ye city ladies, jaded, woru ! Ye oiFce toilers, dazed with pain, And wishing that you ne'er been born, A simple SIXPENCE spent with Woods, One single draught of " Never Fail," And life will be a joy once more, Your headaches a forgotten tale, W. E.WOODS, Co-Operative Drug Store, Cuba-street, Wellington, NOTE :—" Never Fail," the marvellous remedy for headache and neura'gia may be obtained from Mr T, G. Mason, Chemist, Masterton. PRICE, 2/6 a bottle. It is a certain cure. Lilly: "Oh Clara, where did you gel that lovely dress made? That Bodice fits like a glove." Clara {Triumphantly): " I made it myself, my dear, from Barrett's Perfeci Fitting Bodice Lining." The Popular Verdict—Perfection. A simple method by which any lady may become her own dressmaker I

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