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PASSING NOTES (From the Otngo Witness and Daily Times with which is inrorporatcd the Southern Mercury, Thursdt\y October 29,1891.)

Tim wns when a successful brewery pos sessed tlio potentialities of wealth beyond the dreams of avarice-—teste Dr Johnson—and the rise of the Beerago, as impinging on the Peerage, goes fartoprove his perspicacity. Hut his horizon was limited after nil. Messrs Jajo and Adams didn't live in his time, and as • a consequence Prohibition is not fuily defined in hiR dictionary. Furthermore (and this is what lam steadily lending up to) he knew nothing of tho potentialities of tho pit) and tiie patent medicine. It may be that in hU day mankind possessed a liver. But the presumption is that if they did thoy didn't know it (hippy peoplo that they were) for Hoilowaj's pills, Warner's safe cure, Mother Seigel's Syrup, and last, but not 1-ast, the Rev. Mother Mary Joseph Aubert's remedies, all belong to a later age. Indeed, the .Rov. ; Mother Aubert's remcui"? are a loe»l product, and are only now for the fl:Bt time being offered to suffering humanity at per bottle," TI perceive from an advertisement covering Ire than half a column of the nowspapert. I lessa personage than ArchbMtop Redwood mnly certifies to the ru.vpv, s, though not I charitably hope, to the ! quality of her English. bwadays e>erybody has a liver to his cost, as a consequence the potentialities 'of snt medicines are practically limitless,'! It ) the credit of Archbishop Redwoed, then, the profit of his churoh, that he, has bee* first to avail himself of this pregnant feet tarting the Bale of the Rev Mother Aubert a nedies. You see, Catholics have ailments veil as their heretical neighbors ; and no I Catholic, however bad his liver or his' nacii, will hesitate to patronise these ucdics, consecrated as they are by a digit archepiscopal puff. And as the net' is go to the Church the advantages are ious. If only the diseases of the faithful copious enough, and the sale of the Hemes bo wide enough, Gipsy encampits may become superfluous and the holic vote cease to be a difficulty. That other denominations will follow suit is only 30 expected, and wo may soon look for a mthodist mixture, a Presbytorian plaster, and so forth, each vaunted and vouched for by the pastor of the chureh in whose interest tho medicament is vended. Who knows but that in this way we may come to be delivered from the collection, tho bazar, and all the pecuniary ilia that ecclesiastical flcsli is heir to 1 Cms, N.B.—The proprietor of tho Aubert Remedies is not responsible for tho composition of' the above, as it is an exact reproduction: The proprietor of the Aubert Remedies wishes to draw the attention of the public to two long extraots published by 'Civis ' under passsing notes in Witness, 20th Octooer, lbOl. Of com se every one with judgment will discern that thero is a reason for an effusion of this kind, and it is probably as well that the public should know. The proprietor of the Mother Mary Joseph Aubert Remedies was in Dunodin a few days before this great effort from the pen of. "Civis" was created, and entered into a contract with the Otago Evening Star fei advertising, and also wished to do so with the Otngo Daily Times, but the managers of the latter, evidently thinking he knew nothing about advertising and how it could be done, asked him a prohibitive price, and in consequence his 'ads' have not appeared in that paper. Now as to the facts connected with these remedies, because it if as well that they should be known: His Grace the Archbishop had nothing whatever to do with the starting of their sale, but as it is against the rules of the Church to enter into any engagements without previouply having the permission of their head, this was asked for, and as it was seen that •> benefit would be conferred upon suffering humanity, it was reedily granted. Now, every person has a distinct right in his or her private capacity to give a testimonial if they so choose, more particularly when sickness can bo averted or cured by attention being drawn to the fact by the words of publio men, and who, as a rule, are careful that their reputa*. tiou shall not suffer by so doing, thereby Eiroving the value of Buch' & testimonial.— Advt.]

FEW BY-LAW decided by the M.C.C.:— That Scorers, Umpires, and Players should have their Watches repaired by T. H COLTMAN, Practical Watch and Chronouteter MAKER, 26> Willia Street, Wellitigtoni N.Z., • It was also decided that all Clubs should purchase their Trophies and. Jewellery from the Cheapest Jeweller in' % town and a man who supports the game of cricket. All Watches sold and repaired by T. H. Coltman are accurately timed by chronometer, and guaranted for 2 years. If your Watches will not keep time, try T. M. 0., 96, Willis Streot. NEW DEPARTURE I SEVENTY-FIVE GUINEA PIANO FOR NOTHING! Desirous to encourage and develop the faculty for Music, so apparent in the rising generation of this colony, SCOULLAR &CHISHOLM Hare determined to GIVE AWAY a first-class instrument worth Seventy* five Guineas ABSOLUTELY FOR NOTHING The Conditions aiie as Follows : All purchasers of a Piano at our Ware* house within the next Twelve Mouths will receive a numbered card, a counterpart of which will be kept and safely filed On the 22nd day of August, 1892, the gentlemen named hereunder will determine, by ballot, in the presence of the purchasers, to which of them the Piano shall be given. If the foi tnnate party has previously purchased a Piano at, say, £6O, he may exchange it for one at 1'78165, or he can have the balance in cash, and whatever he has paid upon his instrument will be refunded, or if he has bought a Piano at a higher price than that to be given away the Skvunty-mve guineas will be deducted from the purchase money theteo . We have in stock and oil order Wellington Branch One Hundred t ni> Fifteen Piancb. Purchasers therefore can feel assured of the must ample choice in the selection of an instrument, and at tho best value OBTAINABLE. The following gentlemen have very kindly consented to act as the Committee to superintend and carry out the balh.t, viz :--M> F. W, Haybittle. Auctioneer ; Mr William C. Chatfield, Architect; and Mr J. 0. M'Kerrow, Stock and Station Agent. , SCOULLAR & CHISHOLM,. Lambton Quay, Wellington. 1 NOTICE. ~> ANDREW begs to inform V, the public generally that he has commenced business as BLACKSMITH and SHOER iu the premises lately occupied by Mr E. Mcßwen. R. Andrew ia well-known in this district, having been for many years with Mr Farquhar Gray, and ho has therefore a good knowledge of the requirements of Bet* tiers. Having been in the employ of the Auckland St jd Company for a numboc of years, he has a thorough exporienca ' in tun shoeing of thoroughbred and draught hoiscs, and is well»knowu ' fur his workmanship to trainers m both North and South Islands. Patrons can rely upon civility, combined with moderate charges, and a trial is respectfully solicited. KSTlcase note the address— Premises lately occupied by Mr E. McEwcn.

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Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume XII, Issue 397, 26 November 1891, Page 4

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Page 4 Advertisements Column 9 Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume XII, Issue 397, 26 November 1891, Page 4

Page 4 Advertisements Column 9 Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume XII, Issue 397, 26 November 1891, Page 4

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