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Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume XII, Issue 3821, 28 May 1891, Page 3

nHEATRE ROYAL. MASTERTON. FIXTURES FOR THE WEEK MONDAY—Skating, 7-30 till 10. WEDNESDAY—Skating, Afternoon, Ladies only. 2.30 till 4.30; Admission free, skates 6d; Evening, 7.30 till 10 ; Amission 6d, FRlDAY—Skating, 7.30 till 10. SATURDAY Skating, Afternoon, Ladies only, 2.80 tiU 4.30; Evening, 7.30 till 10. Private linking parties may engage the Jxink by applying to the Manager. G. PHILLIPS, Managing Repreaentaitve. Masterton Licensing Election. mHEKE are "cranks" of all sorts, "vegetarian cranks," " hydropathic cranks," and "homeopathic cranks," but the worst crank of all is the dyspeptic TEMPERANCE CRANK, who cannot take a glass himself and is one. He resembles that illustrious crank "Professor Cockle" who holds that all the diseases and misery on th 3 face of the globe will disappear if people will only swallow his ANTIBILIOUS PILL. The prince of Temperance cranks is PROFESSOR PHOSNIX of this town

who tells the people what wonders he can do with his compulsory and evacuatPROHIBITION PILL. This is an Leon pill and a bitter pill, one hard to swallow, but PROFESSOR PHCENIX, if the public will only close its eyes and open its mouth, undertakes to ram it down. He has no connection PBOFESSOB ANTt-NICOTIANA, Who says that the country is going to the dogs because it spends £397,468 13s 2£d per annum op stinking tobacco. PROCESSOR PHCENIX says : " His own Pipe must not be Prohibited,'' but that if the people will let him close all the hotels and run ELKINS.TOMM 1 THOMPSON, and PHILLIPS out of the town he will put out OTHER PEOPLE'S PIPES. Voters of Masterton beware of Cranks. Don't boycott anybody, especially Don't be led away by mysterious circulars slipped under your doors.

GIVE YOUR VOTES FRIDAY, MAY 29, GEOEGE HERON WALTER PERRY JOSEPH WILLIAMS H. E. ETON G. S. W. DALRYMPLE. Trustworthy men, who are pledged to uo person or party, and who can be depended upon to study the good of the town, to discourage intemperance, but at the same time make proper provision for the comfort and convenience of the travelling public and of visitors to Mas* These Candidates and THESE ONLY will consider all applications brought before them on their meritß, in OPEN COURT. The other Candidates have been told what to do in the secret CONVENTION OF CRANKS, Anfl take their instructions from PROFESSOR PHOENIX.

ALFREDTON LICENSING ELECTIONS. HE following candidates have been of Committee for the Alfredton Licensing District:— ANDERSON, Alexander ' BAYLISS, Thomas BRIGHT* Frederic James I CAI.TER, John j HARDING, John Henry McANULTY, Francis MURDOCH, wiiUam SAUNDERS, "William Joßedh SYVERSEN, Bernt As the number of candidates exceeds the number of vacancies to be filled, a poll of electors in the above district will ba held between the hours of 9 a.m. and 6 p.m. on TUESDAY, the 2nd day of June, 1891. Simultaneously with the above poll there will also be taken a poll of the same electors to det ermine whethe during the ensuing period of three years the number of publicans, New Zealand wine, Accommodation, or bottle licenses may or may not be increased within the said district. The following polling places have been appoined for both polls. The Road Board Omces at Eketahuna and Alfredton and. tbe residence of Mr W. B. Mattheson, Mangaone. F. G. JOORE, Returning Officer. I Huterteu, 23rd May, 1891,