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pertinently replied : " On suoh occasiona it is customary to pay the minister two dollar?, but in this tjo will omit it," " Ah, Jennie, I understand you nro going to nurry a second hand husband, " said Mrs Mnrrywell to Miss Jennie, who had chosen «widowor. " Yes, but I'm a ready maid, you know, and so the combination won't be ho bad," responded Jennio. Tho keeper of a cheap boarding houso believes sausages nre made of dog's meat, Ho fed his boardors exclusive!) on them fomwoeksnd evory one of them began to growl, First Burglar: " What's that ?" second Burglar; " A samplo case, I spend tho daytimo going round and Belling oil to keep doors from squeaking, Great scheme, ain't it?" An exquisite, leading a dog by t string, lounged up lo tho booking office of a railway station, and inquired : taken special ticket 1 for a puppy?' "No; you can travel as an ordinary passenger," was tho reply. Young Man (somewhat confused): " I—l want your daughter to marry, sir." Old Gentleman: "All right, sir. Sbo is going to nurry one of my clerks next week. Is there anything else that I can do for you ?" " Whar swine, Sambo ?" " Gwine

to court to testify." " What for?' " Oh, gonman stole pair ob boots las' niglit, and I greed to gib him a good character for lia'f a dollar." ; Mrs Brown: " Why don't you say 1 Thank yon,' Johnnie, for that jiieco o( cake ?" Litilo Johnnio. " 'Causo you said you would lick mo it you heard another word out of mo tho w hole evening." Sho: "Oli, my tooth aches jusl dreadfully! I don't see why wo cannot be born without teeth.'' He:" I think, my dear, that if yon will look up aome Authority on that point you will find that most of us arc." The bonca of tho average maa only weigh shout 24lbs, and yit some people put on airs and step around as though they weighed a ton.

NORTH WAJRARAPA HACK RACING CLUB. A GENERAL meeting of numbers ■will be held on FRIDAY, the 2ord last., at 8 p.m., in the Club Hotel, Mastertoii. W; SELLAR, Secretary, Masterton, 24th April, 1800, SCHOOL OF DESIGN. ,' BECOHDQUARTER. EVENING CLASSES.-April 28th; DAY OLASSES.~ApriI 20th. SPECIAL Classos for Teachers and School Children, SATURDAYS 0.30 to 12.90, Teems i Drawing, Bhading, and Perspeclive Geometry, 10s per quarter; Painting, One Guinea per quarter. ' W. E. PAIGE, 8192 Chairman of Committee. J. ANDREWS, (Late E. "ff. Petherick and Oo.) „ ELLINGTON STEAM REVOLV. INC. SHUTTER. VENETIAN* WIRE BLIND FACTORY, Upper Willis sip.ebt,-Weilinoton. VLL descriptions of blinds made and repaired on the Shortest Notice, and at LOWEST PRICES. Material supplied to the trade and Esraates fdven 33-1

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