BREVITIES.

Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume XI, Issue 3453, 7 March 1890, Page 2

BREVITIES.

Glorious The sunny south ~ Mooting of householders. ; • ; Another Hogg-cum-Renrillfizzle, . Twenty-three parents put in an appearand, ' : ' Grand display of stump oratory by Parliamentary candidate, Why not give him tho coveted seat on the Education Board?

Wanted—popularity, Can it he had through Hie medium ofa meeting of parents ?! The star-ter of the movement in the dumps I Only two formal cut-, and-dried resolutions passed! Principal movouiont—closing of school-did not come off! Oh no! too barefaced I too utterly utter I i ".Alfred" withdraws from tho responsibility... He provides the lucifers, but is not going to pay for the damage caused by the fire. Why is Masterton like tho landed property of tho colony at tho prosent time? Because it is subjected tobeavy dews (dues). Tho difference between tbo Secretary to tho Masterton School Committee and ourlocal Town Clerk, is simply this-ono issuer, an invitation to parents, and the other' an invitation to pay-rents. ;. • A dissipated looking individual arrested. Very hungry! Pleads illiiessß in tho colls. .An M.D, sonl fori "Put out your tongue!" "Its'all sham," says tho doctor. Prisoner before the boak—discharged with,a caution. M

Early Closing Association at it! Meeting held last night, Resolution passed. Down on tho unfortunate fellow who keeps open after six, Public invited to support the institution,

Mr Hogg says, ingeniously, that he had hoped Mr G. Beotham might have been relegate! to that "Holy of Holies," tho Upper House, befoui the last general election. Still hanks i\s to see Mr Beetham there! Perhaps- Sir Harry Atkinson will lako tho'hint and remove from the coming field of battlo tho man of whom the Radical champion is evidcutly so : much afraid,

A question which, requires answering: " Why do the male portim of our community commence uudrsssing at their boots, whilst the opposite sox start at thoir hairpins?"; Tho Manchester Canal employs 12,000 mon, and will bo ready in fifteen months.

I TVonMoltke bears this testimony: —" Beer is a far more dangerous enemy to Germany than all the ariuiei of Franc 6 ."

King William of' Germany has ordered that all civilians who take part inS'tate ceremonies shall wear a-noe breeoliea.