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Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume X, Issue 3308, 13 September 1889, Page 2

A young deer, which is so tinio that it habitually grazes with: the-'cattle, was yarded up temporarily by a Gladstone run-holdor, when mustoriug his stock the othor day. The latest ga» in circulation is;—"A good story is told of Frank Lincoln whilo showing in Now York at one timo." He went on to a restaurant, accompanied by his time-payment carpot bag, in which were two paper collars, a pack of faked pukcr cards, a small Biblo and numberless pawn tickets. Ho placed this on a chair alongside ofhim at' tho table, and ordered in his banquet. After finishing, the coon waiter brought him a bill for two. Why do you ehar"o me for two?' said Frank. 'Yourself and carpet bag, sah,' replied tho nil?. 'You, seo, sah, tho bag is on a chair at tho table.' 'O.K., Mr Snowball,' rejoined the humourist; but it has nothing to oat as yet.' So ho opuiotl the bag anil put in a fowl, a loaf", bottle of sauco, some slices of ham, and a fow tarts, and, telling the conn that he never had any obieorion lo part for the accommodation of Ub travelling companion, he paid the bill ind departed.''