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Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume IX, Issue 3033, 19 October 1888, Page 3

j A victim of liOHickncjs desoriW j his sensation thus: •' The first hour I was afraid I should die, and the second hour I was afraid I should'nt," " How old aro you, Johnny /" asked a guest. " Five in tho train, thirteen in a drawing-room," was tho prompt reply that set the table in a roar. Mistress: " Bridget, did you hear rao call t" " Bridget: " Yes mum, but you told mo the other day never to answer yon back, and I didn't, Husband: " I havo just been seeing poor Mrs Blackedged. How little idea I had how captivating sho would look in widow's weeds." Wifo:" Un> fortunately we can't all be widows," " Hoo aro you coming on, Mickoy ?" " Och, it's not comin' on at all, I am, It's a dliroadful headache I've got. Can ye tell me how to cure it, Tim ?" " Aisy enough, mebhoy; don't git dhrunk last night,"

. - Downright-Cruelty ■ To perrait yourself and family to. . , •"Suffer 1... With,sickness when it can bo prevented and cured bo easily . Dr Soitla's American Hop Bittorsl 11 Having experienced a great of ■ " Trouble f" frnm ; indigestion; so iniicji 50 that I camo n'oatlosing toy Lire I 1 ' | My trouble always came aftor eating any food • Howevor light And digestible For two or threo hours at a time I had to go through tho most Excruciating piiiiß, "And the only way I ever got - "Relief!" 'j; Was ljy throwing up all ray stomach contained. No one can conccivo the pains that Iliad to go through until " I wbb token 1"" So that for three weeks I lay in bed and Could eat nothing! My sufferings wore so bad that I called two doctors to givo me BomethiDg that would stop tho pain. 1 their Efforts were no good to mo, I heard a gpod deal . "About your Dri Soulo's American Hop Bitten I ''and; determined to try them.", " Got a bottle—in four hours I took the contents of. •, !.» ■ One! . :