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Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume VIII, Issue 2311, 3 June 1886, Page 2

Someone advertises in a 'certain' German paper fciiafc another locality posseaaed ■ a threshing.machine; which' was : also very effective as a fire-engine. The next number of the paper contained the following explanation" Anyone who adyertiiei • that in this locality we have a threshing machine which can alsu be used iu a fireengine is a liar, and even more, though he be as black and sooty as the devil himself. -1 1 Said advertisement is only for the.purpoae of ridiculing a mistake our nobio fir# brigade made at the late fire. They were in a great hurry, and in place of hitching •' their hoises to a fire-engine they hitched ' • them to a threshing machine standing near, and drove quite a distance beforo , they fouud out their mistako. Therefore, liars and slandorers, beware!"—Fireman 1 ! Journal.

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