THE BAD AND WORTHLESS

Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume VII, Issue 2174, 18 December 1885, Page 2

THE BAD AND WORTHLESS

Are never imitated or counterfeited. : This is especially true of a family medicine,, and it is positive proof, that the' remedyimttaUd is of the Wheat value, As soon as it had been tested and proved by..the whole world that Hop Bitters waa the purest, beat, and moat valuab.e medicine, on earth, many, imitation# sprang up arid began to steal the notices in which the.: press and people of the oountry had ex*' pressed the merits of H. 8., and in every way trying to induce suffering invalids to use their stuff instead, expecting to . make money on tho credit and good name of H. B. .Many others started' nostrums ' put up in similar style to H, 8., with variously devised names in which the word " Hop" or" Hops'.' were used in a way to induce people to believe that they ■. were the same as Hop Bitters. All auoix pretended remedies,. no matter whak their style or name, is, and eapooially. those with the word " Hop" or " Hops " in their name, or in any way oonnected with them or their namo, are imitations or counterfeits. Beware of them. Touch ' none of them

Dae nothing but genuine American Hop Bitters, with a cluster of green Hops on the white label, and Dr Soule's name blown Wtheglasß,- Trust nothing else. |3rDrui!gißtß and Chemißtsare warned against dealing in imitations or counterfeits.

The wealthiest maiden lady in the United States ia MiBB Catherine Wolfe. She does not centre her affections iu a husband, but she has . aspirations all thi, samo. She has determined to discover the site of, the garden of Edeu. For this purpose she set apart a year, ago the sum of £25,000, and the Rev William Haya Ward was commissioned, like another: Columbus, to sail on a voyage of discovery, ,' The reverend gentleman has just returned to America after a frilitleSs sojurn of tea months at the sources of the Tigris and Euphrates. He reports that ho would most likoly have been able to " Bpot" the site of the celebratod Garden but for the hindrances thrown in his way by the "unspeakable Turk." Miss Wolfe intenda to fit out another Eden expedition, and it goes without saying that the Rev, M? Ward is to revisit tho Orient Highly-educated Teuton, who knows everything: "Der fault I haf to find mit der English is dot it has not de porspidooity dot der Tchorman has, Now for example, in dor Engiish you say 'science. 1 Dot conveys no idea, In Tcherman wo haf der simple vord 'VVesaensehaftlichen,' vich'is molodious und comprehensif. It' i'b der samo mit your papers. Yau haf a 'Real Estate Journal,' Dot is three words. In Tcherman wo say 1 Grundeig* enthumzeitung,' in one. It is more flexible. In your theaters you have a paper called der 'Entr'adte.' We call such a paper' 'Theaterzwischenaktszeitung.' It is more beautiful. English is a veak langkwitch;' und poßides, Tcherman? Bpeak it und write it better as der English." .

It would seem as if in some parts of England in tho country the' supply of schoolmasters is beginning to exceed the demand, A correspondent " writing from England says that a friend of his recently advertised for a ncHwlmaster to .-tako charge of a little solAfi for three months, the salary for that mm to be £25, 0a received no less dan ninetyeinhtapplU cations, the applicants having a)l of them high testimonials, both as to ability and character. ' ■

A Loviiy Uhaplet.—A late fashion report says: "Nothing can be prettier than a ehaplet of hop'rines in blossom." A recent medioal review says: " Nothing can be a better renovator of the health than American Hop Bitters, They aid in all the operations of nature; toning up the stomach, assisting the food to botbrae* properly assimilated, and promote healthy action in all the organs. The dictates of fashion, as well as the laws of health* alike favour a right application of hops/* Read.

.Mothbm Don'? Know.-How many children are punished for being uncouth, wilful and indifforent to instructions or reward sjmply because they are out of health! An intelligent lady said of a child of this kind : " Mother don't bow that she should give the 1 little one moderate doses of American Co'i Hop Bitters for .two or three weeks, and the child w;# bo all a parent could desire," .