DISGUSTED.

Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume VII, Issue 1914, 13 February 1885, Page 2

DISGUSTED.

G, A, Sala, in his "America Revieted/' relates a gopfj gtfjiy, A gentleman from the States', whonThe met ji) the train atoms the continent, thtii field'forth upon the difference between reality am} guide-books" There ain't no bottling up of things about me/ The ov.erland journey's a fraud, and. oughtor know it. Don't tell me it's not a fraud, ~ Ring must be busted, up, Whero are buffalora ? perhaps you'll 'tell', me ,that them cows is b'ufialei's. Thej; aini Wlioro aro yoUr prairie doga ? .Thoy : gMß dogs to begin with, they're squirrejs/'AiSt you ashaniod to call the-meah v .little cusses dogs? But 'where are 'they'.? Tliejj);epih't none. Where are" yoiir |mzl|es to kepp ip'tlio najji^ofvounail road. _ yOur heras of. '• scuqding "jjefore tli'e atlyahpjng t train ■ Vry an scud. Rqcky Mountains, . gjr.f Tjw ain't ropky fit all-they'io aaJjit'M my hand, - Wipre (p your gaViigfi gorges ? I can't; seo none. Where arp yoyr Injuns! Do you call them tramps in dirty blankets Inguns? '.My belief is that they're greasers looking out'foriij engagement as song and.'..dance meiu They're 'dead beats,'sir, dead beats'-, p} ypu ought tg ])g

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