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Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume VII, Issue 1913, 12 February 1885, Page 2

A certain Minister of the Kirk of- Scot land,npw deceased, had prepared with -great f?.a series cjf (liieouraen on the parable of the teti and made use of them ofteiier than some 'of his brethren thought" he should. On the evening of. a-comrounion Sabbath, 1 when assisting a brother clergyman in the same bresbytery, he delivered one of his series which his friend had heard, more, than once. When the service was over and the twq mincers were on their way to the manse, .the one said to the other, "Man, John, I really think you should gie up thae virgins; ye're fairly roakin' auld maids o 1 them 1"

A country critic at the opera; "From her clear, bird-like upper notes, aho would canter away down to the base racket, and then back to a sort of spiritual treble that made every man in the audience imagine that even- hair on his head was the golden string of a celestial harp over which angelio fingers were sweeping," 'Well's ''bouoh on Coiws i, .-Ask for Well's Rough on' Corns". 7sd, Quick relief, Complete permanent cure. Corns, Warts, bunions, Moan, Moss, k Co,, Sydney, Gsncral Agents.-ADVi