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Wairarapa Daily Times, Volume 6, Issue 1769, 23 August 1884, Page 2

Cockroaches, it is said, liave 300 teeth. As much as we hate the creatures, we should feel pity for a cockroach wiMi the toothache. A Magistrate once consoled a man who complained that justice had not been done him, by the remark that it was " very lucky for him." Professor, looking at his watch—"As we have a few minutes, I shall be glad to answer any question that anyone may wish to ask." Student—"What time is it, please?" There are said to be 11,000 onelegged men in the Upited States. Onelegged men form the most peaceful and submissive element of our population. They never kick. Sir Wilfred Lawson has got a new funny story with which he delights his friends, fellow-members, and constituents in the lobby of the House. This is' the point of the story. A High Church young lady is supposed to be iu conversation with a not very theo-logically-minded friend. " Have you matins at your church f asks the " high" young lady, to which her friend replies in all simplicity of heart, " No; we have Katuptulicon." Sir Wilfrid thoroughly enjoys telling this story, which always has a most successful effect upon his hearers. Mothee Swan's wobji syrup.—lnfaliible tasteless, harmless cathartic; for feverishnees, restlessness, worms, constipation. '•' Is Moses Moss & Co., drnggiste, Sydney,